h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gives Reef

*comes bursting through the door and shoots behind his desk. a manic look on his face. starts to shove stuff off his desk to clear room for a large piece of paper. on it, in clear bold letters, is the title 'HOW TO DESTROY THE T'n'C', the rest is blank...*

anyone got a pen? someone must have a pen? who keeps nicking my pens goddammit!?

Ok what's she done to you now

*hands over a pen that has 'creachy' inscribed on it in gold letters*

*takes pen whilst giving HPB a rather stern look*

she aint done nuffink. that's the problem. I AM BORED!

so any ideas

i know im not sposed to be peering in the windows but feck it..im omnipresent!

i might have some ideas ..evil ones too

Put a landmine in her litter tray
glue the doors shut
drop 3 tons of cold porridge on the barracks
start another smiley war
Read Vogon poetry at them

cyanide in the water supply

the Roman trick of poisoning the well. very good. we could do that one last in the event that we may be defeated

i like the landmine in the litter tray. and glueing of the doors now, where's HPB, i got a job for him.

When's she back, I'm just going for a scout round their barracks, just doing my security rounds

I'm back and most people are here F125207?thread=288770&post=3857695#p3857695 in their canteen this is the place to start the attack I think

oh goody. i'll go see.

*wonders if old man creachy is going blind as I am sat in the office*

change of plans. she's back now! do your best to look innocent!

*sticks on Hitler moustache and stupid fringe*

*fears the look is catching attention, so sticks on bowler hat*

Wam, Charlie Chaplin!