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creachy Posted Aug 3, 2003
*sticks on a pair of glasses with funny eyes on springs. pretends to sharpe a pencil. gets blue ink all over himself*
dammit! that's not a pencil
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Aug 4, 2003
*perfects the 'Who Me' wide eyed innocent look*
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Aug 10, 2003
What do you say Creachy skip the formalities and get Excelsior to set the final test ( if he's awake yet 
)
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Aug 11, 2003
We can't, I've got a perfect situation for you
I've flipped and I'm holding Creachy hostage, it's up to you to find out the reason why and you need to talk me out or find away to get Creachy out.
Ok
*Grabs a knife and Gun, grabs Creachy and starts screaming*
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creachy Posted Aug 11, 2003
*wonders what the hell is going on but decides not to move cos the springy eyes on the glasses are caught on his goatee*
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Aug 11, 2003
*whispers*
This is HPB's final evaluation
He's got to sort this out
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[...] Posted Aug 11, 2003
Hang on! What are you holding creachy with if you've got a gun and a knife in each hand???
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Aug 11, 2003
I've got a gun in my hand the knife in my belt
He promised to marry me
And I caught him with another woman, well half woman half cat
I want him back and if he won't honour his promises I'll kill both of us
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[...] Posted Aug 11, 2003
That's not helping..!
Besides, you're both kicked out for fratanising with fellow army staff...
And if you kill him you'll be thrown away for a veeeery long time!
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creachy Posted Aug 11, 2003
*rlaxes a little*
now you see, i would have thrown a bucket of water over her. it's obvious her hormones are playing up and she needs to cool down
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