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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jul 23, 2003
It's a fit up, it's true Spook and I don't see eye to eye and I objected to his promotion but is that a reason for mutiny, I've been a good girl recently, anyway what proof do you have that it's me,
HPB you must go and find proof that I'm plotting mutiny, ask questions search my room, you have the power
PS how are we doing spook?
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creachy Posted Jul 23, 2003
erm, the base regiment has no barracks as of yet
so i guess she means you need to actually go to her house and search her actual room
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[...] Posted Jul 23, 2003
Oh! Okay then... *gets up & leaves with train ticket* watch her will you? *exits*
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jul 23, 2003
Erm HPB haven't you forgotten something..............like putting me in the cell
*bangs head on desk*
Where's Excelsior he's supposed to organize these things
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[...] Posted Jul 23, 2003
You don't need to be put in a cell when creachy was there!
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jul 23, 2003
Ok you obviously know what you're doing
Put the kettle on Creachy
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spook Posted Jul 23, 2003
you haven't passed anything yet HPB. this is just a training exercise. the test will be set by me with me and the head MPs as judges when reefgirl tells me she thinks you are ready to be tested.
reefgirl - you are not going too badly yet, although i think you need to get HPB to be a bit more brutal with you. people jut lie in interrogations, like you did just then. you should have got HPB to try torturing the truth out of you!
keep up the good training!
spook
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creachy Posted Jul 23, 2003
stand aside HPB. let me deal with this one
*grabs aforementioned Kettle and begins beating Reefgirl around the head with it*
quick, HPB, strangle her with the cord!
'stick the kettle on creachy indeed.' i'll stick the kettle on alright! on your head!
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jul 23, 2003
Oi Creachy this is HPB's training not yours
come on HPB put your back in to it, get nasty
and get serching my room you'll find several things in there and leave my underwear draw alone
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[...] Posted Jul 23, 2003
Fine...
*Slams Reefgirl up against the wall by her neck* OKAY WE CAN EITHER DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY!
THE EASY WAY IS ME TAKING THIS NEEDLE (*holds it up to eye*) WITH TRUTH SERUM AND GETTING ANSWERS RIGHT OFF!
OR WE CAN DO IT THE MORE FUN WAY AND I'LL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!!!
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creachy Posted Jul 23, 2003
*hands HPB the entire kettle*
go on, get stuck in
*phones up local sandwich bar which happens to deliver. orders a load of teas as there seems to be a few people around.*
anyone wanna sandwhich whilst i am at it?
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[...] Posted Jul 23, 2003
*Throws Reefgirl into cell*
THINK IT OVER!
*storms off to find evidence*
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[...] Posted Jul 23, 2003
*storms back-in*
Reefgirl you have been charged with on the 21st of July that you were planning mutiny which you have been found GUILTY.
Why? Surely... *takes deep breath*
One, upon searching your room I found a voodoo doll with spook's image along with a dartboard with darts in the head and crotch of another picture of spook;
two, I have two witnesses that have came forward to say you have been conspiring along with the testomony of Private Nobody whom claims that you came to him to with intentions of, and I quote, "replacing Field Marshall spook";
three you attempted to escape from this room and refused to answer any questions which is assumed under Terranic law '---' as an admission of guilt;
four, you made note that you weren't trying to mutiny against spook EVEN THOUGH I HADN'T TOLD YOU WHAT THE CHARGE ON YOU WAAAASSSSSSS when it could only have been insurbodination and your comments have been recorded on tape..... *gasp*
That's what you, that's what you're guilty of and THAT IS WHY YOU'VE ATTEMPTED MUTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
MAN I'M GOOD!
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