h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thankyou.

*wrestles briefly with her deckchair before mastering it*

now this is what I call entertainment

*throws popcorn at the others*

Get on with the show!!

*moves slightly hesitantly over to the Embrace machine.....looks back at the deck-chairs.... turns to the machine and sits down*

Let's get it on.

*wraps arms behind back and inserts them into the holes*

mmm... seems fine so far.

*whistles*

do I need to push a button?

possibly.

I think classically though the person in the machine isn't supposed to be able to reach the button.....

I think I saw something like this in a James Bond movie...

*munches looks around*

where'd mistress go then

good point.

maybe I'll just die of boredom then... unless someone wants to assist my pain?

hmmm

*pulls out freshly polished P-90*

*whole body seems to fade out into a grey colour*

It's time for me to regenerate now....shame I missed the pain.... I shall return though.

*dissipates fully*

*sulks*

We could go and fetch one of the alligators?...

Tsk silly boy he should have read the post properly, he had to wind the key in the back, next time if I'm here I'll treat him to the 'works'

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*smirks and lounges in her deck chair*

*Wanders in*

Hey folks, whoah what's going on, can anyone join in

*munches *

please do. there's a spare seat over there.

*points at a mangling of wood and metal that appears to be plugged into the wall*

or there's some crates behind the door

It's been a busy night so I'l have the crates, mind if I have some

mm, help yourself.

*rummages through pockets*

i got some new suggestions here somewhere from spook....bugga, must have left them in the office. i'll be back in a mo.

*gets up and leaves*

Ok

*comes back in carrying a fresh tray of and more . dockets of paper are sticking out of his top pocket*

here you are

*hands paper to reefgirl*

"wait a second - Mistress Belinda and Phenom can only be staff if they join the army first! get them to come and join!

Anyway, since you've created an actual page, perhaps you could convert it into the whole Base Regiment page and add a hospital, Phyciatric ward for Anthea, etc and run it as the whole base regiment. i'm happy for you two (reefgirl and creachy) to run the page since you are the two top MPs who have to rule the army on a day to day basis"

now, we could say *sits back down* that PHENOM and mistress belinda are mercenaries or private contractors.

the page thing sounds good though if you are up for it.

Well somewhere around here I've said that the Hospital and Dr Anthea should have thier own pages and be linked to the base page, (which I'll leave to you if you want, sort of 'ok this is the place you want if you need a service organization, the hospital is here (brief description), the Psyciatrist is here and the MP's are here) training rooms etc, what do you think

*nods knowledgably, despite the fact that this has nothing to do with her*

I agree with Phenom and Mistress Belinda being civilian contracters