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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 17, 2003
*wakes up*
I'm having to deal with a lot of rage here.
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creachy Posted Aug 17, 2003
*quickly pushes Kitty into the cell and slams the door behind her*
so deal with it
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 17, 2003
*kicks HPB around like a football*
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creachy Posted Aug 17, 2003
*dances the jig*
go kitty! go kitty go! go kitty! go kitty go!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 17, 2003
Damn!
He got stuck on the lightbulb.
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[...] Posted Aug 17, 2003
*hops down and kicks kitty in the jaw.*
*turn around, grabs creachy and pulls him through the bars...*
I believe this is yours...
*pulls bullet out of head and rams it up creachy's nose*
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creachy Posted Aug 17, 2003
*makes that really disgusting hocking noise and dregs the bullet up through his throat. then spits it out at lightening speed back through HPB's eyeball*
now, how did i get in here again
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[...] Posted Aug 17, 2003
OW!
You were pulled through the gaps in the bars.
*hits creachy with Kitty*
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creachy Posted Aug 17, 2003
*doesn't mind cos Kitty is all soft*
well what's the point in having bars then?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 17, 2003
budget cuts
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[...] Posted Aug 17, 2003
The bars are sturdy enough. I just used great strength to pull you through the gap!
And i'll thank you for ruining it!
*dips kitty in some starch, then whacks creachy again*
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creachy Posted Aug 17, 2003
*wipes the wet starch off his uniform (which is probably ruined now) and slides back out of cell*
if i were you, i'd go put my combats on. she'll be awake soon
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 17, 2003
*her fur stands on end, then she provides HPB with with some nice, new lacerated skin, turning him rather red*
MROOOW!!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 17, 2003
*wanders around, trying to find some scarey looking insects to insert into his nostrils*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 17, 2003
Ah. Thankyou.
*wonders what weevils are*
They're a kind of breakfast cereal aren't they?
with... erm... lots of legs.
*plays the see how many weevils you can fit up HPBs nose game*
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