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Only two but they have to be very, very small...

~wink~

Greebs..xx

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok, greebs...of all the answers I've ever heard to the "how many ____does it take..." question, that is the COOLEST ANSWER! THANK YOU! *tear*

DZ

42
1 to hold the light bulb,
the other 41 to levitate the room and spin it round

Z P

None. That's a house elf's job.

None.

LUMOS!

oooooooohhhhhhhhhh

How many Harry Potter Fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - They're all too busy reading Harry Potter 5!

Several million. Most of them to queue up at midnight to see it done, a select few to rush, grap the lightbulb, put it in and then brag to their friends about how they were the first to put the lightbulb in.

You beat me to it, Greebs...

None - they're all in bed before dark.

at Gnomon's answers.

I still don't understand it.....

4- one to get captured by Voldemort, another to save the first one, one to install the lightbulb, and another to perform a Memory Charm on the others and claim all the glory (plus write a book about it).

Me, I finished it on Saturday evening (I did nothing but read the whole day).

Deus

Yeah, I read the thing in 12 hours. It wouldn't have taken so long but I had to do a bit of driving...

How many Harry Potter Fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't reach that far because they are short and their mum won't let them play with the ladder.

The bride had finished it by Sunday night (I made the cartoon late Sunday afternoon).

Thanks for all the interesting (and very funny) answers.
A casual observation: The answers seem to be in two camps: those who have answered based on the world of Harry Potter™ and those who have answered based on the world of Harry Potter™ Fandom, two VERY different things.

Not saying either are correct... just thought it interesting, 'tis all.

Keep up the stirling work!
Wowbagger

~Greebo grins interestedly...~

And which... may me ask Mister Bagger... cat-egory (no plug intended) does my answer fall into... ~questioning grin~

By the way read the book in just under 10 hours... and me even didn't get annoyed when the folks in the bookshop kept referring to me as Proffesor ~rougish wink~

Greebs..xx

Ah, one of them, are ye?
I hope they charged you for the spot on top of the shelf or you at least caught a mouse or two!

You've got me there Greebo!
As much as I am loathe to admit it, *pause* Idon'tgetyoursyou'llhavetoexplainitsorry!!!
*winces*

Wb

...one in a desperate hurry to be able to finish the rest of the book...

I'd be suprised if they noticed the bulb had blown. They probably thought the book came with special effects and ducked when they saw a curse coming at them!