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Those of you who want to join a big, pointless and insane organisation check out theThingite Manifesto. The big problem with their roster is now sorted so I'm happy since it was my rebellion that got it done. Kind of.

The 307 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord2. acidbath - Grand Visier3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence         (And Occasional Offence)4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And         General In Charge Of External Affairs5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite Guard         And Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er8. HappyDude - Camp Follower9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie20. Minister Of Occasional Tables21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy22. Kaz - Resident Deity23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit         And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra         And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite         War Machine35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And         D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)         For The Court Of Thing40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On         Thingite Calendar42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing         Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,         Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys         And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer         And Official Person In Charge Of Making         Something Official Looking45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic         Weaponry For The Thingite Legions48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist         For All Things Thingy54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald55 -1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine         Irish Thingite Council57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites         And Mother In Law From Hell58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths         (Parrot Trooper)59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)60. Thing - Thingite Gat61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant         of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,         Grand Visier Of Thing69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For         Unnecessary Macho Posturing70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -         Thingite Alterer Of Calendars73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For         The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian         And Scaled Beastie90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,         pithy name and spent five sleepless         nights trying but couldn't think of one         - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And         Special Operations94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences         In The Court Of Thing96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People97. Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter98.Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And         Confusing Conversations100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty         Exhaust Fumes And Other Noxious Substances102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't         Run With105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf         Who Was Born On A Thing107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management         Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble,         Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant         Of The Thingite Army111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes         And Thingite Postmistress General113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And         Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects         (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical         Spork Engraver118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)121. Leeneh - Bornonthing122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld,         And All Things Dark And Slimy123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer         In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories         And Shiny Gardening Tools127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and         Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And         Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson         To/From The Questions Only Thread130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And         Follower Of Richard Marx-ism133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally,         Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,         Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The         Thingite Clan136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt         Graffetttti137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating         And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And         Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness         And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of         Very Nearly All Things Piscine147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma         To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable         Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle148. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And         Curator Of The Official Fruitcake149. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And         Reconnaisance150. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance         Repairman Of Thingite Stuff151. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon152. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun153. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi154. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce155. Peet - Pedant To The Stars156. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana         "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants157. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher158. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The         Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli159. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of         Anything Saturated With Caffeine160. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of         Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head161. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister162. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side163. Ineffable - The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-         Somewhere-Or-Another, In Disguise164. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear165. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality166. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official         Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer         ...er...er...167. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac168. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends169. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites         And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork170. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons171. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects172. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo173. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite         Knowledge And Wisdom174. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander         Of All Killer Llamas175. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled         Shaver Of Hairy Dragons176. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club         (Hades Branch)177. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers,         Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic178. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit179. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books180. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here         And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,         Please Go To This A857937 And You'll         Know The Reason Why181. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers,         Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread To The         Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can         Of Irn Bru182. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica183. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener         And Part-Time Caretaker184. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan185. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker186. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And         Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos187. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving188. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader189. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite190. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse -         Executive Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism"         Rehabilitation Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism"         Rehabilitation Center (Where We Help You Shed All         Those Old Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream         Habits With A Minimum Of Electro-Shock         Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo191. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The         Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And Australian         Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days         And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work192. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training193. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat -          Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of         The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque194. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person         In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose         The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose195. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places         In The Halls Of The Thingite Cattle196. Mystrunner - Assassin197. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics198. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener         Of Phone Cords199. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of         Standing Around And Looking Generally         Confused For Some Odd Reason200! ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of         Dudleyville201. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem202. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link         To God203. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of         French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main         Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe204. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The         Thingites Of Estonia Faction205. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks206. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly         Complex Devices207. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel208. Santa - Santa Claus209. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained         Cats For The Thingite Armada210. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin211. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause212. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army         And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness213. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme         Sillyness214. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson         Facemasks And Stuffed Olives215. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal216. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official         Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender217. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork218. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle         Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports219. Hushpaw - The Wolf220. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The         High Tier221. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly         Missing On Sodit Mornings222. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly         Ovoid Table223. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands224. Deus Ex Machina - Thingite Of The 42K Post         And A Great Deal of Shame Associated         With It (Not Being Allowed To Leave!)225. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller226. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher227. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of         Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation         "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The         Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?         It's A Bloody Classic!!!"228. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In         Electrical Engineering Applications229. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be         Spelt Rite230. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And         Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing231. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian232. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs233. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For         Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,         Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any         Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build         Symbolic Machines234. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know?235. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time         Continuum236. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And         Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of         Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix         And The Valley Of The Sun237. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide238. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse239. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese240. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person241. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats & Powerful Overlord         (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division242. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple         And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives         Except Bluest243. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler244. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things245. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become         A Suburban Sufferer Of         Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,         Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own         Semiautobiographical Fish246. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae247. Bobo248. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey         Druak Her 1st Knight And Protector249. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel         Korps, Holder Of The Golden Spoon, And         Supplier Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks250. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap         (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty251. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities252. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer,         Defender Of The Cape253. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit254. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance         And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches255. Html works - Thingite Headsman256. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger,         Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The         Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At         The Local Magical Library257. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And         Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)258. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist259. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82260. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity:         Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other         Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student261. Les - Sole Representative Of The         Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing) 262. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!)263. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A         Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen264. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie,         Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee         Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks265. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With         Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom266. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And         Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder         Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless         Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless)267. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier         On The Underpass Car Park268. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat269. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist270. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator271. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And         Co-ordination Specialist272. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea         And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced         Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout         The Lands Of The Thingites273. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of         Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To         Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries         and Pooh Sticks Champion274. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies         Of The Spork275. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The         Thingite Regiment Of Cowards276. Tippsy - Oh What Now!277. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers278. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies279. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork         And Master Of Pi280. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)281. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets         Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women         For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying         YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica         In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42,         Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep,         Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever         Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good         Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of         Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And         Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words,         And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop)282. skittledog - Defender Of The Letter 'S'283. Natai - Pizza Orderer Extraodinaire284. Happysuggs - Retainer Of Useless Information For Good         Of Thing-Kind285. ismarah - Official Thingy Translater286. Evil One - Not Really Evil Anti Thingism Thingite         In Charge Of Creating Havoc In Thingite Threads By         Constantly Uttering Blasphemous Day Names And         Claiming Not To Be A Thingite287. Gaia - By Divine Right Keeper Of The Randomness         Breeding Grounds, Master Eye-Roller, And         Queen Of The Eccentric Planet288. Semiquaver and Pentameter - Vaguely Official Thingite         Jekyll And Hyde Parody289. Farrago - Official Thingite Towel Herder290. Kiro Yukai - High Protector Of Jones Soda Bottlecaps         And All Other Modern Prophecy291. HarpoNotMarx - Pedantic Surrealist292. Phoenix Ravenflame - Grand High Sheltie Goddess,         Matriarch Of The Ravenflame Gypsy Clan, Leader Of         The Sorority Of The Llama, And Best Friend Of         The Leprechan Paddy O'Furniture293. Tu Gifalis - Director And Overseer Of Gummy         Bear Torture294. Alex Moore - The Overseeing Magistrate Of The Great         Eastern Nuclear Lima Bean Factory295. Drekenloka - Who Doesn't Always Fully Complete His296. b9nr515 - Grand Master Of All Things Only Existent In         Somebody's Head297. What is rule one? - Minister Of The First Rule298. Kreetch Kreetchius - Master Of Belly Button Fluff And         Twisting To The Eventual Aim Of Having Enough         To Knit A Small Jumper299. Phoenix - Mostly-Minister Of Defense Against         Slug-Tongues And Minor Deity Of Unlikely         Travel/Thoughtless Adventure300! Wonko the (In)Sane - Scribe And Scroll Guardian301. AK nonexistent - Thingite Head Lumberjack302. Dr Fishboy - The Great Mega Wobble Of Thingy303. Nicole - Thingite Teacher304. Lampost_of_the_Babblefishes - Arula-Protector Of The         Invisible Spatula People305. Marsinta Drewbish - Controller Of Haywire Robots306. Skullock - The Evil Janitor Of The BoE307. Jonson - Thingite Serf Of The Weird Initiative Rhinos


If you want to join the aforementioned rebellion then here we are on theThingite +1 page. We haven't got much to do now that the roster is fixed but I'm sure that there'll be something.




Another hilarious organisation is the Terranic Army. Currently at war with the Thingites so and I'm on the Terranic side.



Declare your bedroom a Republic and join the United Bedroom Confederacy.



If you want to be a werebeastie then go ahead. I didsmiley - WerebeastiesWerekitty the werekittyNevermore the WerehumanCatwoman the original H2G2 Werecat - a freak of un-natureSt. Jon Quixote the werewhitetigerPhoniex the weresnowleopardRalph the Wonder Llama, the were-Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of TraalMystrunner the wereangelSchrodinger's Cat Flap the weresiamesecatNarapoia the WerelemurReefgirl the WerevixenFlying Betty the WeredragonAries the WerewolfDragantha the Werehuman (normally a dragon)DrunkenDeath the Weresnake (literally legless)Gangorlas the White the WerewolfcatMadpea the WereelvenwingedcatarooCraxus the Werebalrog (pround owner of a Nazgul)Archaris the WerephoenixHis Divine Shadow the WerewookieMombassa the WerethunderbirdPantherlady the WerepantherLimitless the WerelionMetroid the WeremetroidHappysuggs the burgundy WerehedgehogMullet the Weremullet (a kind of fish)The Average Joe the WeregorillaHeavyasMetal the WerewolfSerephina the WereleopardHelelou2 the WereferretDr. Anthea the WerekittenGaia the Weresphinxcrazyhorse the WerelionbullWøñkø †hë {Îñ}§åñë the WerehydraCael the WerepantherGet the Code for this list Become a werebeast yourself


This link is only here because I think the title is the ultimate oxymoron. It's the Perfect Pot Noodle.



Something for those of you interested in Physics: The Inductrack System.


This is here because the last time I checked I was on it.



I think this is quite interesting but then again I think Stephen Hawking is interesting so what do I know: NationStates, insane political fun.



This link is here because I had nothing better to do than put in links while I waited for the movies on Jib Jab to load.


The ManThe Llama

I am a Member of the Ralph the Wonder Llama Fanclub:

Ralphites1) Werekitty2) Odo3) Lou4) Anthea5) Mullet6) Rag Doll7) paul1974Become a ralphite


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I've found out that we don't have any Maths courseworksmiley -

Miscellaneous


Here is the pointless and random stuff about me and it is where things like my lightsaber go. If you want a Lightsaber then ask Ralph the Wonder Llama



I am left handed



I am frighteningly lazy



This is the second time I typed this due to my internet connection cutting out on me just before I clicked update last time.



I am fairly "swish" with HTML but my GuideML skills aren't that great, hence the sparseness of the page. I mainly learn what I can scavenge since I can't be bothered to sit through the whole thing on the GuideML Clinic due to the fact that I am frighteningly lazy.



I am working on my 42ism but it will probably take me a while



I have been skiing since I was very small and as such am some form of skiing god (I wish)



My full name is as follows:

Captain Mullet smiley - smiley - - Head of Aqua Taskforcesmiley - smiley - smiley - (Terranic Army T'n'C Regimentsmiley - ); Keeper of the Periodic Table, the Simpsons, Palladium and Thought Itself; Thingite no.278, Protector of the Palladium Spork and Master of Pi; Supreme Leader of the +1 ites; WereMullet



Here is my Lightsaber. Pretty snazzy don't you think?

Look closely and though shalt see the stripes.



Oh, by the way,I play bass.


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This is where the Flying Hedgehogs would be if such a thing existed.



You can, however, fly a hedgehog/email my way at [email protected].



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