h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I couldn't do it. I dont think they count against you you just get no marks for it. Sumat like 50 - C, 60 - B, 70 - A, but i'll probs gna get like 30... muffle

It'll be okay. If they don't count empty answers against you, then you still might have done better than you thought? Maybe? No? Eh, screw it. Get into the tech sector, and these tests suddenly become meaningless as long as you can work a PC, and I know you can work a PC.

Yeah - i'll do that shall i. Invent the first biological computer on earth. no. wait. we are a biologuicla computer arent we. oops. forgot that. Maybe i'll move to magrathea .maybe im going mad. hmm that seems like a very good idea. i think i must be. oh dear. ive gone mad. mad. mad as a hatter...

nah. dont worry. im alright, just playing

I've often wondered why we say 'mad' when we mean 'crazy'. I for one haven't seen that many crazy people that were angry. hmmm.

Wasn't Margrathea where Slartibartfast lived? I'm not sure I could live on the same planet with people named after obscene intestinal noises, but that's just me.

'Some say a comet will fall from the sky,
Followed by meteor showers, and tidal waves,
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still,
Followed by millions of dumb-founded dipshits
And some say the end is near.'
-Tool 'Aenima'

learn to swim. (sleep deprivation)

mark - im in a hurry sorry... will reply later on...

Aye - thats were Slarti lived, though clearly i would never be as great as him. Im trying to come up with someting i can be remembered for. Maybe a tomato with a push button that turns it into something edible?

Aaaah tool.... mmmm

So fried green tomatos aren't for you then, eh? Too bad, one of the stranger items to come from the Southern (US) need to fry everything, and actually good (who'ld have thought?). Again, sorry for the absence, but it was as unavoidable as it was sudden.

The unpredictable online Sneaky of ill-repute.

eeeew no! Sorry hun i been away from puter for a few weeks. With my dad! Woooo! Guess what! Im going to Riyadh! eeeek! x (in the summer)

Um, where's Riyadh? If it ain't America my geography teach didn't cover it. Hope you have fun there.

It's always good to spend time with the parents.

its in saudi. lol.

Be careful then.

I will don't fret. I'll be on an american air base. hmmm

Be doubly carefull then! You never know what us Americans are up to.

lol... whats that sposed to mean?

Uuhhmmmm.....nothing, I swear. Don't say monkey.

I was just bieng silly. Kinda poking fun at Washington's decisions abouth foriegn policy. Friend this week, ememy next, providing weapons year round, that sort of craziness. You just can't tell with that crowd any more. Just remember, don't say monkey. (from the movie 'Iron Monkey' starring Chow Yun Fat, sp?)

monkey monkey monkey

confused. im still alive!

The scene in question was trying to keep someone from being arrested as the Iron Monkey, a vigilante kung fu Robin Hood in 19th century China. Good movie, but I'm a big fan of kung fu flicks. The best one yet is Jet Li's 'The Legend 2'. It's the exact same plot as the first one, just a lot funnier, and Jet Li developes his pimp walk in that movie.

oh. i dont know it at all then.

Not many people I know in RL have seen either movie either.... It's a hobby of mine, a sort of off-shoot of my b-movie facination. I'm just strange. If you get the chance to see 'Iron Monkey' do so, it's great! If not, don't feel like you've missed out on anything, it's not 'Star Wars'.

Ok, so I'm a geek.

lol. im sure your not, unless of course you want to be. Im not sure i have a fascination like that save for hitchhiker and erm... thats about it. hmmmm.