h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*does another thoughtful Charlie sheen impression*

*snigger*

ah ya gotta love Hot Shots!

*dramatic voice-over*

"And thus, as morning dawned on Helm's not-so-deep, the rays of the new sun revealed a sight the grannies did not expect. The walls of-"

*voice-over-man is suddenly decapitated by a passing knight*

*brushes the blood of himself*

Alright, whose idea of a joke was that? this is a brand new costume here!

*whispers* It's not real blood, you know.

*sniff*

well, really.........we're cheapskate aswell are we?

No, just nonviolent.

alright then

Traveller in Time on his head
"Are we not supposed to withdraw from the battle? Somewhere in the original episode of this story they run into the caves of the mountain. I suppose we can go left, following the signs."

Okay.

*goes left by the signs, makes a huge circle and returns to the same spot*

This does not seem to work right...

Traveller in Time flying circles round his head
"Well, perhaps we could follow the keep right signs to get left out."

*tries that, goes in zigzags and still somehow returns to the same spot*

Alright, I give up. You lead the way.

*loos confusedly at keep left sign army*

*follows travellar*

Traveller in Time, on his head, camera in his hands, walking backward over the scene. Backward trough the kings hall, backwards trough a narrow escape door, backwards into a pit
"Heeeeelllllp, I can not fly ! "

*catches Travellar by the hand*

careful you dont fall into the pit chum

*pulls Travellar back up*

To fly all you have to do is fall and miss the ground!

Travller in Time back on his head, camera still dangling down the pit. Traveller pulls on the camera cables and uses the camera to scan the pit
"No way I could have hit the ground, there is no bottom at all down there."

*runs over with another camera*

A-ma-zing! Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered here, by pure chance, the original bottomless pit!

*logs off due to continuous nagging of older brother*

*looks down pit*

good thing i caught you then chum, continuous falling could have become quite tedious

Traveller in Time fitting skis
"One thing is clear, look at all the go down signs down this pit. I bet there will be not much oncomming traffic, so it will be safe to speed up while going. < <./>/dna/ican/club4</.> > "



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*wonders wether to fetch his sking gear too*