h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grins as Rambo Granny marches into the scene*

*blows the Great Horn of Helm, just to make it a bit more like the original*

Okay, I think that is the point when the trees are supposed to come marching down the hills.

*waits for trees*

*waits for trees*




*keeps waiting*

The trees were complaining we didn't pay them enough to be in this scene, so they've gone off playing in the water.

*waits also*

*Wonders wether to try a new tactic*

*picks up some leaves and stuff and sticks them in her hair. Holds up two sticks*

I'm a tree, I'm a tree!

*makes threatening tree-noises*

*tries this tactic*

*frightens himself*

*realizes what time it is (1:30am over here) and decides to log off*

*waves* bye.......

*sniff*

Im all alone, theres no-one here beside me...............

(ok, except Jack there isnt)

Traveller in Time on his head cameras running
"Now the close up of our lonely hero to the camera."

*looks depressed*

Deep breath!! The shot won't work without the deep breath and you staring intently at the distance!!

*wonders what there is to stare at in the distance*

*goes for a chalie sheen deep thoughtful look into the distance*

*sees nothing but raging grannies*

< A2280449 >

how...................wierd

Traveller in Time on his head
"Where is Gonzo, we need Gonzo to show up any minute now!


Goooonzooooo!" The sound echoes over the thread

Gonzo is here!

Okay, so it's turned into helm's deep over my vacation, eh? I'll have to lower the water level a bit.

First one to post with the item-list code for the members not on the page is an Upper Class Twit. (that means you, traveller)

Deus

WELCOME BACK DEUS!!! I went away and had to do a mass welcoming I'm special. It was cool So they're now off the doormat and slightly inside the door

Traveller in Time on his head, zooming in on 'Deus ex Machina'
"< test2091511 > Should do, but ok here you have them:

Tacysa: HUMAN McWOW
(crazyhorse)
Monty_PythonFjords
Mr. Carrot
Advocatus Diaboli
Northern Boy
mikeo_s the gregarious
Yael
jul_gill
Captn Rhett
helenan
morpheus_in_bed
Twig the pale
Si9mon
cezza23
just turvy?
im_a_little_bit_mad
manson_rocks
Dragonlover
Matchgirl
Uncle_Bob
LDKITTIE

However I am not 100% confident they are all present as some keep changing their nickname.

"

very good Travellar

will this all be in the movie then?

Of course! A great scene, all the new members charging into battle, ruthlessly attacking the grannies, bringing victory to the Forces of Pythonists... it's beautiful.
Ah, I'm a sucker for heroism...