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Helms Deep
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Feb 12, 2004
Traveller in Time 
waving the banner
"Warfare? 
Those grannies are really attacking!"
Helms Deep
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Feb 13, 2004
Traveller in Time switching channels < A2180800 > <?>
Helms Deep
Mad - I need a holiday, very seriously... Posted Feb 13, 2004
thats weird... gave me a headache. dont post that link again plz traveller its painful 
Helms Deep
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Feb 13, 2004
Traveller in Time looking in the mirror
"It was indeed, my ear was dangling a bit."
Helms Deep
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Feb 13, 2004
Travller in Time looking the other way
"Strange I am sure all these smilies where holding the keep left sign. Must be the wrong perspective < A2280430 > in the requisitory department.
And. . . . action!
Any more contributions?"
Helms Deep
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 13, 2004
*starts a granny-shooting contest with AK*
...42!
Helms Deep
AK - fancy that! Posted Feb 13, 2004
*throws a grenade into a cluster of 63 grannies*
64 now!
Helms Deep
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 13, 2004
*shoots arrows around in a very cool way*
*realizes this is too slow*
*takes out an RPG and shoots down a whole bunch of grannies*
That would make it... um... *counting* 87. *another granny collapses with a sudden stroke* I guess we can call it 88, then...
Helms Deep
AK - fancy that! Posted Feb 13, 2004
*realizes that's too slow, and gets out a napalm squirt gun*
677!
Helms Deep
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 13, 2004
*peeps out of a tank*
Cool napalm squirt gun, AK! *drives over some more grannies while viciously shooting others with machine guns*
I'm afraid I'm only at 483 at the moment... you seem to be a bit ahead of me.
If we keep going like that we're going to run out of grannies soon!
Helms Deep
AK - fancy that! Posted Feb 13, 2004
There's 10000... you're right...
*goes down there with two bricks and takes them out one at a time isntead*
Helms Deep
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Feb 13, 2004
Traveller in Time his telescope lens on the battle field
"Watch out, the have loaded their knitting needles! They are ready to throw a hand knitted web over your bricks. Prepare some more tea, maybe that will buy us more time."
Helms Deep
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 13, 2004
*goes back to shooting arrows in a very cool way*
I lost count, so I'm just gonna make up a number. 14,077!
Helms Deep
Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Feb 13, 2004
What the..? I was too busy checking out Aragorn for this to be happening?
AHHHH it's granies!!
Helms Deep
AK - fancy that! Posted Feb 13, 2004
*is barely missed by a needle, and another pierces his ear*
*empties a bucket of hot tea o nthe charging Grannies*
*whips the grannies on the ladders with soaked drapes*
Helms Deep
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 13, 2004
*tries to distract the grannies by throwing scones to go with the tea*
Helms Deep
~*}Black Angel{*~ Posted Feb 13, 2004
distracts 3/4 of the grannies by shouting, 'its a half price sale at the wool shop!'
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- 1361: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Feb 12, 2004)
- 1362: ~*}Black Angel{*~ (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1363: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1364: Mad - I need a holiday, very seriously... (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1365: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1366: ~*}Black Angel{*~ (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1367: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1368: AK - fancy that! (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1369: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1370: AK - fancy that! (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1371: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1372: AK - fancy that! (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1373: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1374: AK - fancy that! (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1375: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1376: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1377: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1378: AK - fancy that! (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1379: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 13, 2004)
- 1380: ~*}Black Angel{*~ (Feb 13, 2004)
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