h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cya Batwing

*His drinks are liiiike a Shiiiield of Steel*

*tiptoes in*
*leaves potent hangover cure and some *
*tiptoes out again*

tiptoes in after Unc leaves

drinks the

*ouch....thats hot*


finds comfy chair,sits down and enjoys rest of

*Comes back in who hasn't been drinking jack daniels until 4am in the morning*

*Finds another chair, sits down and drinks *

Morning/evening Hel2

Evening Unc

thanks for the , just what I needed after dinner

Nothing like a good cup of after dinner

Airscotia's birthday tomorrow, so the drinking will probably start up again then.

There's some to go with the , but if you've had dinner you might not want it...

Nevr say no to cake, especially

Reaches over and cuts a slice


mmmmmmm delicious
*brushes crumbs from front on to floor*

Chocolate cake is brilliant stuff

Oh dear, crumbs on the floor... Last time that happened a huge came in and ate them all. I suppose that's not really a bad thing, but it chewed a hole in the skirting board.

I like s, cute and furry

Are we going to have a party for airscotia

*looks around*
wee'll have to decorate a bit,doncha think

Now that he's finaly got his sofa up (it took a couple of days) we could have it at his place; but then the smell may still be around from the fishing chair he was using instead.

This place does need a bit of decoration first, certainly. It's only got a few comfy chairs so far... Any suggestions?

I've got one of those huge coffee machines,I would look good in a corner somewhere
go no instruction book
so it's use at own peril

*lugs in gigantic machine,with lots of pipes and shiny bits*

Heeelllpppppp it's slipping

*dashes forward and grabs the other end of the coffee machine before it falls on the floor*
The corner over the by the fridge would be a good place for it, don't you think?

*takes out cloth and begins polishing*


never been game enough to use it you know
sure does look preety though

It looks great.

I've a few decorations to put up, but I'll have breakfast firt I think.

MMMmmmmm food

thats what we need - a maker

Now that's a very good idea.

there's only s and s, and they're not the same...

GOOD MORNIN LADIES

and how are we on this fine day

Morning Batwing
Though in Hel2's case it's good evening
Currently trying to decorate the bar a bit. Any suggestions?

Want to try out the machine?
Snigger snigger

don`t mind if i do


pushes button...whirr clank clank bang clunk thud psssshhhhhhhh hiss hiss hisssssss

whoosh oohhhh sh*t theres the problem no cup

how about making some paper chains keep the cost down