h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Go away to edit the page, and it's changed to Queen Unc . Well, it's sticking to president at least for now.

Hello Cheerful, nice to see you. Help yourself to a drink of your choice from the drink machine.

*NOTICE FROM THE CHANCELLOR*
please leave money for drinks
in tin provided on machine


* sticks up notice*
*Rubs hand together*
money pretty money
come to me

*evil laugh*

looks ishly to the floor

Sorry your Majesty

Oh, alright then, I'll change it.

It's a drink dispenser Helly so it should be free.

I think as Chancellor it is Hellys duty to buy the and


mmm

gotta do my job

and we still have to pay for the food somehow

but if the Queen decrees I shall take down my notice

Cya later folks

Gotta catch some

Will be here for the airy ones barfday bash tomorrow.

Night Kilty.

Like the new marquee?

Nitye nite Kiltey

Going to wash your liver too are you?
See you later

Love it
can't wait until Air sees it
Gotta go to
RL is intruding!!

And I've got to get some sleep.

Goodday

Nitey nite Unc

well done today
been a good one

Hel2

HAPPY BIRFDAY SCOTIA

sorry folks got held up wi business have i missed owt

every ones off to bed now
and I have to get back to RL

Nominate for a position in Unc's cabinet though

think there is some room left

Try out the machine
the money goes in the tin

If you're lucky you might find some left over


Hel2

hi lou don`t 4get i got the machine sorted earlier in the day

*walks into bar with mopsand brooms*

tut tut tut look at this place

* starts cleaning furiously*

there
all clean an bright for Airscotias party

<disco

Thanks for clearing up, Helly.

*takes some from the drinks machine*

*wanders in with some *

*checks money tin for cash - empties tin, a whole , *

I'm rich, I'm rich he he he

*looks around*
*spots Unc*
*Looks ish*
*wanders over to machine and dials up an *

Evening/morning Queen Unc

*bows low*


Hows it going today

Hello Helly

*dials more *

*eats *

It goes with applied entomology revision today.

Just don't loose the down the sofa

Hopefully more will rattle tin

*looks pointedly at Unc*

Entomology, whats that, sounds uncomfortable?

*sips thoughtfuly*