h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lord Mike and company zoom quickly out of the mansion as the ABD goes off leaving a giant crater in its wake.

Lady Marian: The doubles!

Lord Ike: Ach we'rrre oka lassie.

Steven: What the?

Llance: Hmmm, we got control of the alarm clock, didn't we, dear girl?

LAdy Marion: Ve vould ov gotten it zoonaire iv you 'adn't gotten in the vay.

Stefen Fjord: Yes! Being close to destruction we were, yes!

Tempus: Luckily I was here waiting for it to happen!

Lord Mike: What?

Tempus: Well, Otto was my pet before Thompson corrupted him. So I had to try to save him and well I succeded partly.


LAnce: This is building up to something right?

Steven: Not likely.

Lord Mike: Anyway, everthing is saved.

Lady Marian: What about them? (Indicates to the doubles)

Lord Ike: Ach, yoo donna ned ta worra 'boot oos we'rre tuckerrred frrom fightin' wit' Thompson, we'rre goin' 'ome.

Steven: Tempus?

Tempus: I've got robotic wings and webbed feet to make, too busy to play today.

Lord Mike: Right, to the Millsmobile!

Everyone gets in and the Millsmobile drives into the moonset.