h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is she a relative of Little Miss Muffet?
If you Google Little Miss Moffet it asks if you mean Little Miss Muffet. That's the curds and whey eating arachnophobe that I knew as a child.
Great article, by the way. I had to go and find something to eat.

I'd like to say that was deliberate, for some utterly killer reason, but actually, nope, no idea how that ended up Moffet. Although I note that google does have plenty of hits for Moffet too.

Not as many as for the Canadian singer Little Miss Moffat though. Who I have just found out about. So that wasn't the reason.

Anyway, either way I am glad you enjoyed it and I hope you have just put a large carton of milk on your radiator.

It's been on the rediator all week. Should there be steam coming out of the sides?

A rediator is similar to a radiator but not the same colour.

Hahahahahahaha. 'rediator'.

I don't think it ahold be steaming, no. On the other hand you gave probably just created new life. All hail Vestboy!

I'll have to think of a good name for it... any ideas?

Rediator, surely?

(Sorry - I am Not Good With Names. I'd call it 'the civilisation which came into being in a carton of milk on a radiator' myself).

OK, looking at the acronym "Cwcibiacomoar" it will be then.
I have decided that the first w makes the word quite Welsh, where a w is a vowel pronounced as an oo sound in English (I think)

In English it would be transformed to Kookybia Comoar. It sounds like a film or pop star.