A Conversation for TIE Fighter - a Spacecraft from the 'Star Wars' Films
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
U195408 Started conversation Nov 26, 2002
Who would win in a fight between Gandalf from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings and a TIE Fighter flown by a competent imperial pilot?
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
U195408 Posted Nov 27, 2002
Why Gandalf? Now remember, I'm not talking about Gandalf operating a TIE fighter or other spaceship. And another thing, is the fight near the surface of a planet or in outer space, and how does that affect the outcome?
What if we throw Mike Ditka into the fray? Whose side would he take, and how does that tip the scales? What about Mike Ditka vs. Gandalf, or Mike Ditka vs. TIE fighter?
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 27, 2002
If Gandalf can kill a Balrog, he can take down one wimpy TIE fighter.
And who the heck is Mike Dita?
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
BadZen Posted Nov 27, 2002
I reckon "Eddy" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show could take on Mike Dita (who the heck is Mike Dita?), Gandalf and a thousand TIE fighters flown by clones of Darth Vader.
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Nov 27, 2002
Hmmm... How about Mr T vs. Gandalf in a TIE fighter?
Liam.
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Nov 27, 2002
Mr T aint no fool!
Liam.
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 27, 2002
Mr. T is UNDEFEATABLE!
Especially if it's agaist Gandalf /in/ a TIE Fighter.
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
Nick Fel Posted Nov 27, 2002
"I pity the foo' with no shields on his starfighter!"
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
U195408 Posted Nov 30, 2002
Good call. Does Mr. T have a roll of duck tape and some random equipment, or just his mohawk & gold chains?
TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
U195408 Posted Nov 30, 2002
By the way, Mike Dikta was head coach of the American football team, the chicago bears, when they won the super bowl in 1985.
Rabid chicago fans, as portrayed on the american TV show "Saturday Night Live", view Ditka as being superhuman.
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TIE Fighter vs. Gandalf
- 1: U195408 (Nov 26, 2002)
- 2: njan (afh) (Nov 26, 2002)
- 3: U195408 (Nov 27, 2002)
- 4: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 27, 2002)
- 5: BadZen (Nov 27, 2002)
- 6: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Nov 27, 2002)
- 7: njan (afh) (Nov 27, 2002)
- 8: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Nov 27, 2002)
- 9: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 27, 2002)
- 10: Nick Fel (Nov 27, 2002)
- 11: U195408 (Nov 30, 2002)
- 12: U195408 (Nov 30, 2002)
- 13: BadZen (Nov 30, 2002)
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