h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your apple pipe is indeed interesting, but I personally prefer using my own patented Banana Pipe, with a thin tube throughout hollowed using a bent coathanger, and any goo blown out violently. Walking along the street smoking it makes you look fashionably eccentric too.

One to try at home is the frozen chicken pipe, the Pineapple pipe (using a length of garden hose) to enable distance smoking whilst particularly immobile and watching Cheech and Chong videos.

One of the most ingenious devices I ever came up with is called 'the battering ram', whereby using a large christmas-time chocolate tube thing, with a pringles tin (full and weighted with crisps in for munchies). I'm sure you can work out suitable techniques for smoking with it.

this is great!!!
some great ideas...
i have thought about using a bannana, but could not figure out how to hollow it! and the other ideas sound great also. i am not sure i would try the chicken one though

erm, what's a "large christmas-time chocolate tube thing"...

u mean like a toblerone? or smarties??

One of those seasonal giant chocolate tubes they sell in the supermarkets. Packed full of tooth damaging sugar but good munchies. They are often smarties, dairy milk or whatever cadburys goodies they are promoting, but the pringles can fits beautifully flush inside it. Some minor alterations and a bit of string to raise the pringles can and you have a lethal weapon which gives you no other options but to inhale.

The trick is to add some sort of sweetener to prevent the dry cardboard flavour you can get with it, such as an additional water chamber.

Good luck if you try it cum christmas time!

One of those seasonal giant chocolate tubes they sell in the supermarkets. Packed full of tooth damaging sugar but good munchies. They are often smarties, dairy milk or whatever cadburys goodies they are promoting, but the pringles can fits beautifully flush inside it. Some minor alterations and a bit of string to raise the pringles can and you have a lethal weapon which gives you no other options but to inhale.

The trick is to add some sort of sweetener to prevent the dry cardboard flavour you can get with it, such as an additional water chamber.

Good luck if you try it cum christmas time!

One of those seasonal giant chocolate tubes they sell in the supermarkets. Packed full of tooth damaging sugar but good munchies. They are often smarties, dairy milk or whatever cadburys goodies they are promoting, but the pringles can fits beautifully flush inside it. Some minor alterations and a bit of string to raise the pringles can and you have a lethal weapon which gives you no other options but to inhale.

The trick is to add some sort of sweetener to prevent the dry cardboard flavour you can get with it, such as an additional water chamber.

Good luck if you try it cum christmas time!

One of those seasonal giant chocolate tubes they sell in the supermarkets. Packed full of tooth damaging sugar but good munchies. They are often smarties, dairy milk or whatever cadburys goodies they are promoting, but the pringles can fits beautifully flush inside it. Some minor alterations and a bit of string to raise the pringles can and you have a lethal weapon which gives you no other options but to inhale.

The trick is to add some sort of sweetener to prevent the dry cardboard flavour you can get with it, such as an additional water chamber.

Good luck if you try it cum christmas time!

One of those seasonal giant chocolate tubes they sell in the supermarkets. Packed full of tooth damaging sugar but good munchies. They are often smarties, dairy milk or whatever cadburys goodies they are promoting, but the pringles can fits beautifully flush inside it. Some minor alterations and a bit of string to raise the pringles can and you have a lethal weapon which gives you no other options but to inhale.

The trick is to add some sort of sweetener to prevent the dry cardboard flavour you can get with it, such as an additional water chamber.

Good luck if you try it cum christmas time!

wow, were you getting a little impatient there?

you like 4posted...

Oops, just checked back, kept getting failure pages on my screen when I tried to post it and I thought it had failed completely.

Another great pipe idea my mate has been rattling on about for a fair while now is getting hold of a good sized dinosaur leg bone to hollow and smoke through with the aid of a small water chamber, in order to claim to have the oldest bong on the planet. The only problem may be the cost of getting a dinosaur bone, so maybe he'll just have to grave robbing instead.

Oops, just checked back, kept getting failure pages on my screen when I tried to post it and I thought it had failed completely.

Another great pipe idea my mate has been rattling on about for a fair while now is getting hold of a good sized dinosaur leg bone to hollow and smoke through with the aid of a small water chamber, in order to claim to have the oldest bong on the planet. The only problem may be the cost of getting a dinosaur bone, so maybe he'll just have to go grave robbing instead.

oh jesus not again!! Sorry

it is quite alright, i dont mind a bit. sounds like a great idea! so when is this planned trip to africa to the mud flats?

I was planning on burgling the Natural History Museum actually, get hold of T-Rexs thigh bone and bob's your auntie.

You Spanner; This idea's Rubbish!

Yes its me. Im here. In the housing!
Wait for my inevitable guide to frotting
Yohohohohoh......and a bottle of WKD.

***STOP PRESS***

Banana pipe improvement!!!

1)Insert the coat hanger and then freeze.
2)Remove coat hanger.
3)Roll back, light that fruit, smoke it.

Super cooled, potassium-rich loveliness.

Peace

How to make a pipe out of a Owl

1)Catch a Boggle eyed, spin headed, flying rat. (NB. Cunning Required)
2)Force-feed Old Holborn
3)Light and enjoy.

NB. Also works with a Stoat

Thats right, A OWL. The laws of grammar do not apply to me.

hey, love teh freezing idea, as for the others, they seem a bit baked for me