AGG/GAG - 18
Created | Updated Apr 3, 2002
The Food Issue:
An all cooking and dancing issue edited by tonsil revenge.
Visual enhancements suggested by Zaphod.
Open your mind and say, "AWW"
Weird Science 
First/Personals
Satire
Kitchen Sinkronicities
In this episode:
allow one or more of them to prove that they truly belong to the gang. This week we are permitting
one of the other trusties in the asylum to put together an issue, thus proving that the usual idiot
who does it is not as unusual as this one.
Ma's Hand-Me-Down Bratwurst Soup (recipe) by Subcom. Deidzoeb
it may be "gambling that you'll live". Yet, in this day of safe this and safety that,
it is well to remember that once upon a time
our grandperes and mares were the children of great (there's a supposition)
grandperes and mares who were not as persnickety about
feeding their children botulism and making them work with whirling exposed machinery because,
in their day;
"We were thankful for what we HAD and we weren't lucky enough, as you are, to have fresh poison to eat and shiny oiled bits of mechanical heaven to play with, so shut your gob and do as you're told. We're your parents. We won't kill you without reason."
Steak and Ale Pie by Andrew Gadgetman
On the other hand, a nice surprise beats a sharp stick any day.
Marzipan Gin by Frizzychick
We would like to thank Sir Bossel for bringing this piece to our attention.
of water or pig sweat or pet food or fashion magazines, it is hard to think of anything that is as
simple and similar across the range as alcohol, in that it has to be flavoured and scented so that
you can tell one product from another and the very nature of that flavour and scent might mean the difference between a successful season and no one but creditors at your door and phone.
Coming Next Week: Witches, Etc.
Contributions welcomed.
Tune in again for more results of our intrepid and incredibly sneaky snoop's search through the tips and middens of the resourceful and creative researchers of h2g2, when we once again fill a corner of the h2g2POST and we hope that you'll find it in your little heart of hearts to join us.
- ~jwf~ resting on Laurel's
- tonsil revenge Minister of Information Retrieval and rabble rouser
- =X Subcom Deidzoeb Herder of Nominations
- Spaceman Spiff A Merry Prankster is he!
- Martin Crusty Archivist
- Bossel BSE (Bossel's Scouting Enterprize)
- Hobbes Where IS Hobbes?
- Zaphod Open Eyed Dreamer (OED)
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