Escape Pod Dreams: The Only Planet Issue
Created | Updated May 17, 2010
Escape Pod Dreams: The 'Only Planet' Issue

Mostly avoided
It is an odd conceit that humans, when they aren't busy killing, mutilating or overwhelming each other with laws, spend a lot of time not thinking about why we don't get many visitors from the other galaxies, particularly the ones with decent health care, trained barbers and priests who can actally perform something besides mime.

More reasons why mothers shouldn't let their children grow up to be exopologists:
1. 8:57 AM
Arrogance
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
2. 9:57 AM
Advertising
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
3. 10:57 AM
Air conditioning
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
4. 11:57 AM
Robert Burns
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
