S*T*A*T*S

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Welcome to S*T*A*T*S, the soeasilyamused Teasing And Tormenting Society. Our name says it all. We aim to give sea no peace on h2g2 and will seek her out where ever she hides.


Our main raison d'etre is the existance of the S*P*A (see the section on our opposition below). Once I saw that that organization existed, well, it just cried out for this organization.


Who We Are


  • Big Bad Werewolf - Top Dog

  • Uncle Heavy - Autistic Director and the Berzig

  • Yowuzupman - Demo expert

  • Arlecchino - mail clerk

  • ex-Rambling - S.A.D.I.S.T.I.C. Drill Instructor

  • Busterbone - title to be announced

  • Red Dog - in charge of innuendo, rumour and idle speculation

  • Lurcher - Deep Cover Dept. Head

  • Al'Xai - Infiltration Expert

  • Freya - Assasin and Hired Mercenary (Thug)

  • HHH - Sniper on Zero

  • YK/Last Word Man/Snowball/Bass - tba

  • Others joining all the time.


Who Is Against Us


We are opposed by members of S*P*A - the soeasilyamused Protection Agency. They hang out here:
S*P*A

Look out for their operatives - they usually have S*P*A in their name.


Come Join Us


It's hard work sometimes, but the rewards are worth it. Any able-bodied researcher is welcome. Even unable-bodied researchers are welcome - we are an equal opportunity employer.


Disclaimer


Just in case anyone is in any doubt, this is all for fun. S*T*A*T*S is not responsible for any hurt egos sustained while fighting under its colours. Oh yeah, colours. I must remember to choose colours. And delete this note before this page goes live.


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