Welcome to the homepage of S*P*A, the Sea Protection Agency. We are a group of people dedicated to the protection of our dear friend, soeasilyamused. So, if you mess with her, we will kick your B*U*T*T!

Roster

The current roster of S*P*A agents is as follows:

Gw7en - The Chief

Marv the Grate - BOFH and Security Officer

Arlecchino - Certainly not our Undercover Agent

Irving Washington - S*P*A Intelligence

Masque - S*P*A Special Enforcer

Afgncaap5 - S*P*A MSTer

Yossarian Prefect - Knight Supreme Commander of the Stars

Garius Lupus - Bodyguard and Official Wolf

Titania - S*P*A Veteran

Witty Moniker - "The Look" Administrator

Pegasus - Secretary

Babel-17 - International Man of Mystery, aka The Ear

Asteroid Lil - Secretary for Dirty Tricks

Prof C. Tonks - Chief Technological Advisor

shark - Commander of Underwater Subversion and Sushi Supplier

Sergeant Mushroom and Cleo - Field Agent

Cafram - Official Monopolizer

Dancer - Mad Scientist

Corrigible - Sith Lord

Joining S*P*A

If you wish to join S*P*A and help us with our glorious task, please post below with your name and desired position. Thank you.

The Enemy

An evil plot has surfaced to teast and torment our beloved sea! Please go to the S*T*A*T*S page to learn more about the enemy.