A Conversation for A Brief History of Toast

Stolen Toast

Post 1

Lochinvar

Today, like most Sundays I went to the college dining-hall to eat breakfast. It's parents weekend. Lots of people around. I put two pieces of cinnamon-rasin bread onto the conveyor-belt toaster and fix myself a bowl of cereal. Then, out of nowhere, someone's mom swoops in and STEALS A PIECE OF MY TOAST! I was outraged. Obviously. I couldn't do anything, though, because she's someone's mom. You don't pick on someone's mom, but you don't mess with a man's toast either.

Any tips for handling this situation in the future? I really wanted to steal the toast back off her plate. Maybe say something snappy like, "Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you STOLE MY FRICKIN' TOAST!"

Ah, well. The hazzards of college life.

Lochinvar


Stolen Toast

Post 2

Rowyonator

I absolutely understand your outrage, yoast is jsut great, someone stealing it is...Wait, it actually is a crime... SUE THEM I SAY! They didn't deserve your toast, you got it yourself, they should've got their own. :P

Oh well...smiley - biggrin


Stolen Toast

Post 3

Rowyonator

...Yoast? I really DO hate these computers sometimes.


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