h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And who has that kind of time anymore? I guess you could have several paper-clips stuck into your stick; then when you hit them with the stick it would also impale them. Saves time and effort!

Why not get lots of sticks and impale them on those instead, less sticks, but still = more effect. (Is it just me or is this getting a little sick??)

Hmmm, so it is. But where better to vent this sickness?

How did you put the little smailing face at the end of your message?

How did you put the little smiling face at the end of your message?

Easy. : - ) put all those together with no spaces. then try 8 - ) and : - ( and > < >

Don't forget ; - ) (winking smily - or - someone who has been poked in the eye with a paper clip/stick)

Moving a little off the plot - how about Fish sticks, they're not particulary offensive, and are pleasantly fishy. - OK OK I just wanted an excuse for the fish

I figured that was the case for such a pathetic joke. But can you imagine doing with fish sticks what you do with regular sticks? It could get pretty messy trying to impale someone on one of those!

Frozen or unfrozen. Are they specially sharpened as well?

Maybe swordfish sticks.

Or crab sticks.

Thanks for all the fish!
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*LOL* The last message form the dolphins.

Why are crab sticks part white, part pink? It's not as if the crab is or anything. It's just another marketing ploy isn't it.

It was probably designed by some Induhvidual marketer, who thought it would be "cute".

Might have something to do with lateral thinking, or movement; knowing that would be "crabwise" !!!

Augh, bad joke alert!

I'm sorry I am in part agreement with this researcher, paperclips are not number 3 on the list, everyone knows it's "String"
Infact string can almost be second with stick but string has that terrible habit of being a bit floppy. I will add that if you follow the progression of things, every towel and stick needs a bit of string to keep it from getting lost or tying it to something to keep it where you want to.

String, don't count out the lesser cousin

Sticks, towels, and "string" oh wonderful string

since you started here are some,
towel + stick+ string = kite
towel + string = parachute
string + towel = fishing rod
2 strings + stick = swing
2 towels + 2 sticks + string = fan for Zyphoid