A Conversation for The Gentle Art of Screwing

screws are for poofs..

Post 1

Livzy

Give me NAILS and a really really BIG hammer, erverytime!


Poofs can screw too..

Post 2

Pheroneous

"Show us your tools Roger, I need a really big hammer" Its hardly a matter of sexuality. Is it?


Carry on D.I.Y.

Post 3

Livzy

"Oooh, Matron! Show me your tool box! My, my ! It's so-o-o big and full! Could I polish your spanners for you? And just look at the size of the handle on that! It's take both my hands to use that enormous tool..."

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