h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its been surprisingly warm today, especially in work. Although for once we didnt have the door open.

do you usually keep the door open at work?

the door is usually open at my work...but thats not by choice... thats because its an automatic door....

Yeah we have a very unappealing door so we keep it open so people know they can come in.

ahh..... i see....... discribe it to me?

It's Large, Thick, Yellow with a very small window in it covered in posters so around Halowee'n time it gets very dark in there with the windows covered up.

ahh.. i see......

yellow..... you must like that.... its your favorite color

Only if black red blue purple (but only if girls are wearing it) and many other colours have been taken out of the visible spectrum.

what!? you wont wear purple!?
..well... how about dark purple?...a very dark purple.....

*wonders about wearing invisable colors... wonders if that would make the clothes invisable or just white...*

but what about your yellow leather pants!?

Yellow pants. Hmmm.

I think invisible colours would just mean you were walking round naked. Like the emperors new clothes.

yes.... yellow leather pants....

your eyes can see, that the emperor has lost his clothes, and whats more you'll tell the whole world what he stole

if thats what invisible colors are then i'm sure i dont want to wear any.......and would there be any point to wearing anything at all then? ...maybe just to keep you warm....

Yeah like on nudist beaches.

Are you allowed to say ill stick this where the sun dont shine on a nudist beach?

yeah. good idea.

i dont know...... hmm.... i have no clue at all. i've never been to one, frankly i dont really intend to ever go to one.... *wonders if there are even any nudist beaches where she lives. doubts it*

Probably a bit cold so I find it unlikely although you never know.

well its not /that/ cold in canada...... well not everyhwere....ok, well not year round.
summers can very hot in some places here. so i'm sure that there are some nudist beaches.........

come to think of it... i think we have a province where girls are allowed to go topless. i'd have to check on that...but i'm pretty sure its true. something to do with equality, and if guys can than girls can......something like that...... i dont know, i'll ask someone.

I'M COMING TO CANADA!

yes, i know. to see me right?

kidding......

gee... makes me wish i lived in that province just so that i could see you when you come.....
dont buy the plane ticket just yet....... i should ask someone first just to make sure i'm right.
and just so we're clear..... it doesnt mean everyone goes around topless....

Careful... don't burst his bubble.

oooh....
sorry job.

wait? what about my bubble he just burst?
and here i thought he was comming to canada to see me...

True.
Job... Don't burst her bubble!