h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You sound just like little Britain. But I hate that programme, it's so samey.

And we've got a few but I still feel so alone. Ah well never mind.

come join me my friend. lol.

I don't mean to sound like little Britain. lol. But end up sounding like it. Don't mind some of it - like the vicky pollard part but the rest is awlful.

Prefer old comedies - check out monty python

You don't even have a womb, where are you going to keep it, in a cardboard box?

was that for me?

Its from Life of Brian.

ah haven't seen it unfornately. shame. Have you seen the flying circus episodes? xxx

Some of them.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!"

ah ha! my favourite slogan!

I had that as my signature on a forum once. lol. I went hyper in year seven and started running into every classroom shouting that. And in the end it wore out because everyone expected it! lol. xxx

I'm a legend in my school apparently. Everyone knows me. Most of the emo kids follow me shouting my name. It's sooo annoying.

lol. People know me but only because they've decided to hate me. lol. Is the shouting emo thing affection then? Or are they trying to annoy you? xxx

God knows. Probably annoying, but I can see why it might be affection.

I'm too good to be conceited.

lol. aaawww probably hidden affection. I'm sure all those kids who say they want to kill me for being a goth really love me! lol. xxx

Or hate themselves. One or the other.

a bit of bother. There's these girls who hate me because i'm a goth and i'm sure they're just jeaous of me. xxx

I sincerely doubt that. I think it's more likely they hate you because you're brave enough to stand out and be different, because everyone else hates goths or simply because they don't like you. Don't let them wear you down though, just remember them when theyre asking if you want fries with that.

lol. If you want fries with that. lol. mmm everyone who i know who says they hate goths don't really know what a goth is and what it's about. They believe the murderous satan worshipping slipknot lving thing you know? So i just tend to smile and pitty them. xxx

Thats what I do. Even in sixth form. But to be fair, its normally only the younger, more immature people who do that. Most people I know dont care how excentric I get.

Some of the teachers seem very elitist though.

mmmm i get people from all years. lol. xxx

You should live here, it's pretty mellow.

cool. think i will *packs bags* lol. xxx