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THE EMBASSY HAS MOVED!




We are now located at www.h2g2.com/A473898.

Please update links and/or bookmarks. (Since Lady K has not yet figured out how to redirect, you will need to click on the link above. Sorry for the inconvenience!)
H2G2 Embassy to Earth Emblem; design: President Peregrin



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We are currently under construction. Please feel free to browse independently - but don't be afraid to ask for assistance.


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Or if nobody online can be of help to you, just leave a message with one of these lovely folks, and your needs should be addressed right away!


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Are you interested in politics?



Or maybe you're looking for a cushy government job?



Perhaps you feel the irresistable urge to say "take me to your leader"?



Maybe you just wanna find out who to point the finger at???


Visit:
The Alabaster House - the seat of the h2g2 virtual government.


Or:
The H2G2 Team - home of the real live H2G2 staff of the Guide.


Editor: Mark
Deputy Editor: Anna
Assistant Editor: Sam
Assistant Editor: Ashley
Community Editor: Peta
Deputy Community Editor: Abi
Or skip the 'middle-man' and go straight to the top:


Hear from The Man Himself, Douglas Adams.




N.B.
The Editors of the Guide welcome your questions and comments, and are
always there to help. (Don't be discouraged if they don't get back to
you for a few days - they are a very busy bunch!)

Future links (Blueprints: 2nd stage)



TRAVEL BUREAU:

Best Web Sites in the World
-A255250
Interplanetary Society ([email protected] Project)
-A190180
H2G2 Mobile Service (Guide on the Move)
-OnTheMove
Altavista Search Engine and site
-www.altavista.com
Douglas Adams' Official Site
-www.douglasadams.com
Altavista Online Translator (aka The Babelfish)
-babelfish.altavista.com


TOURISM BUREAU:

Welcome message
-Welcome
Don't Panic Tour
-A317459
Quick Reference Guide
-A344756
The Overwhelmingly Huge Guide to H2G2 Clubs
-A270325

--->SELF-GUIDED TOUR:
--->ATTRACTIONS:
Alabaster House
-A444827
H2G2 Municipal Park (The Bruce Gate)
-A325180
The H2G2 Observatory
-A338951
Spaces center
-A285653
Big C Space Station
-A302608
The Space Shopping Station (Mixed Nuts')
-A402724
H2G2 Shop
-adlink
Aroma Cafe
-A202924
Italian Restaurant - Trattoria Peta (Mama Peta's Restaurant)
-A291458
Crossed Purposes Pub (Village de la Vavoom Pub)
-A429310
Chimes Cider Bar
-A457508
Frink's Drinks
-A81398
Forum and Firkin (pub)
-A187508
University of Life
-C573
waterworks and beach
-A208676
Douglas Adams' message (welcome and thank you)
-Welcome-DNA
Douglas Adams' Official Site
-www.douglasadams.com

--->INFORMATION:
Don't Panic FAQ
-DontPanicFAQ
Search H2G2
-Search
Browse H2G2 Entries
-Browse
Browse the Guide (Life, the Universe, Everything)
-C0
Life
-C72
The Universe
-C73
Everything
-C74
The H2G2 Post
-U54963
University of Life
-C573



EMPLOYMENT OFFICE:

job vacancies (H2G2 positions)
-A431335


GOVERNMENT OFFICE:

The H2G2 Team (Staff)
-A132986
Douglas Adams' message (welcome and thank you)
-Welcome-DNA
Editor:Mark
-U13
Deputy Editor: Anna
-U25
Assistant Editor: Sam
-U255
Assistant Editor: Ashley
-U276
Deputy Community Editor: Abi
-U281
Community Editor: Peta
-U24
Alabaster House
-A444827


COMMUNITY INTEGRATION AND AID:

Welcome message
-Welcome
Douglas Adams' message (welcome and thank you)
-Welcome-DNA
How to use H2G2 (under Everything)
-C550
Entry Writing Guidelines
-Writing-Guidelines
H2G2 Graphics Archive
-C809
GuideML Clinic
-GuideML-Clinic
Guardian Angels
-A467606
Gurus
-A395688
Muses
-A420661
Aces
-A214796
dating (HEAVEN SENT - H2G2 Dating Agency)
-A312184
Counselling (by KimotoCat)
-A252217
Community Events (IRL)
-A435791
Missing Persons
-A284807
Find out where researchers are from/living
-A304066
Ask the Community
-Askh2g2
How do I... ?
-HowDoI


LANGUAGE AND CULTURE CENTRE:

The Polyglot Plaza (language forum)
-A271379
German speakers' page (Bolle's Berliner Buletten Bude)
-A292448
GerManiaConnection - What's What
-A450631
Altavista Online Translator (aka The Babelfish)
-babelfish.altavista.com



N.B.:

Eventually, the Embassy may be situated within the Alabaster
House, and may possibly even have a new page with its own
user name. Plans are still in the works.
~Lady K~


Concept (Blueprints: 1st stage)




(taken from: The Babel Project - Blueprint pages)



#1:


The Terran Embassy - where people can come to get translators, tourist info, representation, help in their own language, or to get help in finding such help within the community of H2G2.




#2:


Project Babel - an instructional workshop center affiliated with the embassy where people can come to receive help in the Guide's official languages, as well as other language(s) in which instruction is currently available.

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