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The H2G2 Team (Staff)
Douglas Adams' message (welcome and thank you)
Deputy Editor: Anna
Assistant Editor: Sam
Assistant Editor: Ashley
Deputy Community Editor: Abi
Community Editor: Peta
Alabaster House


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Douglas Adams' message (welcome and thank you)
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German speakers' page (Bolle's Berliner Buletten Bude)
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Eventually, the Embassy may be situated within the Alabaster
House, and may possibly even have a new page with its own
user name. Plans are still in the works.
~Lady K~

Concept (Blueprints: 1st stage)

(taken from: The Babel Project - Blueprint pages)


The Terran Embassy - where people can come to get translators, tourist info, representation, help in their own language, or to get help in finding such help within the community of H2G2.


Project Babel - an instructional workshop center affiliated with the embassy where people can come to receive help in the Guide's official languages, as well as other language(s) in which instruction is currently available.

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