h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

they can just do a google search of Newfoundland place-names

In post 21 Emmily wrote:
Posted 3 Days Ago by Emmily..ACE..Roses are red..Peas are green..my face is a laugh..but..Yours is a scream..
Hmmmmm..interesting..I..'turn the table'..&..mention male masturbation..&..suddenly..(almost)..no replies..have you men gone shy on us.. ..

The researcher who started this..my friend..a visitor to plnaet earth..have you anything to say.. ..



Emmily


Well Emmily I gotta hold my hand up to that one! I masturbate! Yada Yada Yada Ya I know I'm gonna go blind. A daily work out is really good for developing the old love muscle, my dream is 12 inches and I'm up to 2 inches already. Other benefits are to Mr Kleenex

No worries there Keith..you'll not go blind..if that was the case 99.9% of males would be blind....

Emmily

Though I'm still waiting for 'visitor to planet earth' to reply..guess that'll be a long wait....

Emmily

Is that Emmily a criticism of male mentality I sensed.

Or a prescription for more regular use.

Hmmmmm..take it however it sits..or rather stands....

Emmily

Decisions!
Keithanthony

Well, there *is* already a thread on male masturbation.

And it's way past the 3000'th post...

In response to Saturnine post 49

Wow that guy has either got stamina or a problem.

A885459 insists on full and adequate vibration

Nothing said on vibrators for FOUR DAYS! whats happening, I'm learning nothing of pleasing my woman from this column .

Are we to believe you've traded them in? Is no one using a buzzy Lady Carmen Nail Care system complete with blow attachment for drying nails available from Alders and dept stores.

Have none of you guys got one lurking about the place for those intimate interludes with your partner or those embarrasing times when you fall victim to too much lager? Maybe you use it yourself sometimes?

Isn't someone planning to do some shopping soon.

Does no-one leave it proudly (no pun) by the TV?

Is everyone, especially the guys, too shy to put a new perspective into the discussion.

Does no one slip in a love egg at tea time or to relieve the ever slowing clock syndrome at work?

More of this item are purchased than toasters! Whose got them all?
Chromium Knight

Well, a reasonably small one liberally lubricated and carefully inserted in the anus of a woman before sex inhances the experience for both man and woman. Is that the sort of thing you want to know?

Go for it zoomer it's for the benefit of the whole community I'm sure we'll all soon be smiling with your advice. LOL

Good idea to keep tissues and disinfectant handy for that one

Indeed. And reserve it for just that purpose for obvious reasons.

Another which would be perhaps of a larger variety might have a curved end, very popular for reaching the elusive *G* spot.

...and make sure it has a wide base, o'course, so it doesn't get sucked up the flue.
As it were.

Do you prefer any particular style of base? Au naturel or something more practical?

Oh my, why has it taken me so long to come across this thread

*PLEASE* tell me you didn't just say that...

Your average butt plug ( is there a nicer name for them? sounds like a medical device for infants) has like a platform at the non-insertive end to stop it from being swept away. Not really similar to the renderings of external anatomy found on some dildos etc. I would not chance it with those, although o'course you could always tie it to something.