h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well vibrators were about the area we failed to cover in the late great Male Masturbation thread...

Indeed, but do we really want to talk about male masturbation using vibrators? Personally, I would rather hear the flip side of the vinyl.

There's always...no, never mind

There 500 or so posts of Male Materbation were dedicated to this topic as I recall...
this thread doesn't seem to move much...

I guess people just aren't w*nking any more...

Or they don't want to talk about it!

Or maybe they've got their hands full

When I turn the vibrator on and type with one hand.....tthhee wwoorrddss ddoonn''tt cccoommmee oouutt rrrrrightttttttttttt.......

At least I have a room for myself tonight so I can have a bit of privacy. *ahem* If only they had some porn in this country.

Is it illegal in Malaysia to download porn off the net, then?

Wierd how the women are talking more in this thread than the lads, or maybe its because the lads would rather be practising that talking, although I wouldn't want to use a vibrator myself....

I think generally women use vibrators more than men, wouldn't you think? We've always got Ms. Thumb and her four daughters to fall back on.

I copy you on that Psycorp603 the real enjoyment comes from a vib when you have a skilled administrator on hand. heh heh heh

Oh aye? Skilled administrator.

p|-|33r |\/|y l33t \/1br4t0r 5k1llz!

Hmmm, that is a either a code or another attempt to type while vibrating.

Well, I only have access to the internet and computers in cybercafes. I would just like a magazine or some such. They don't even allow page 3 girls in this country.

Elite vibrator skills, eh TopHat?
*note my not typing n L33t, because l33t is as lame as 3 legged Llama.*

Indeed, Stealth. Very Elite indeed.


Now if only I had one...