h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No Vibrator, for shame...

I shall have one, someday. One day, hopefully in the not too distant future.

Well, [a certain chain of popular marital aids and ladies fun stores] is expandin rapidly, I'm sure there'll be one near you soon

Until then, just sit on the washing machine with an unbalanced load!

33Hz, is the magic number


(I'm led to believe )

Every man should keep one under the pillow as a very important accessory to 4 play and a nice surprise for the partner. It is a good idea if waterproof, if it is a quality item it will be, to stand it in a pot of warm not hot water before use. I guess I don't need to tell you why.

Used skillfully it ought to drive the partner wild starting with the vibrator off and a gradual increase in the frequency at the appropriate moment. Get a Vib and be proud of it, keep it on the counter. A lady Carmen nail studio, available in Alders dept store, is ideal for the hand bag and tense moments in the office so i'm told.

In Posting 33 I wrote as above what I can't understand is why when they leave do they nick the b----- vibrator. It's costing me a fortune. As an adendum to the above keep one warm in some hot not boiling water and keep another in the refrigerator NOT freezer.

If you do use ky it is water soluble and dries out very quickly so keep a small water sprayer handy or you just end up with loads and loads of sticky lumpy goo by using more ky.

Keithtony

IMO a vibrator is a poor substitute for the 'real thing' though, better than nothing.

It can't cuddle you afterwards for one thing, and very few men can use them skillfully.

Foxy

I am the master of the ! I am skilled in art of ! But I am yet to be asked to get a Vibrator involve... is the use of vibrator something particularly unique to each individuel or is there some sort of standard way of adding it the fun and play?

I'm a 'switch' which basically means in 'role play' I play both Dom & sub.

As a sub, I love to be tied hand and foot plus blindfolded, this is where the vibrator comes into the equation, along with feathers and fur (fake not real) and whips (used to stroke and tickle eroctically not for pain) and obviously hand and tongue too.

Foxy

Thanks Foxy...

Is there a guide entry this conversation could be moved to?
There are adult themes which I'm interested in hearing more about...

There are some adult theme guide entry links in my dungeon A821936 your welcome to take a look Stealth.

It's not possible to be too explicit here, as it is a family site. (plus, I have Mina looking over my shoulder )

I could copy and Paste this to the Domination and submissive page, I may well do that, good suggestion.

Foxy

Hi Foxy (aptly named IMO)

Do you think the HSE would recommend the use of eye protection after all it is a POWER tool? certainly hand protection, perhaps high quality suede/fur gloves? ("somebody stop me!")

YOU WROTE: As a sub, I love to be tied hand and foot plus blindfolded, this is where the vibrator comes into the equation, along with feathers and fur (fake not real) and whips (used to stroke and tickle eroctically not for pain) and obviously hand and tongue too...............

Has a friend of mine been talking about me Foxy?

What about lips? What skill I lack In the vib department I more than catch up in the lip/tongue dept NMO. I was taught by the best expert a 'woman'.

Best approach I have found is to ask the recipient for a demonstration of how they use vib for It is certain that a relationship will only be as good as its communication.(sic)

I'm glad you made the point about the sensuality of bondage and whips so many people are missing out when they really would love to do it if they were honest. The thrill of a sensitive whipping is the uncertainty.

You know your partner isn't going to really hurt you but that little cloud of doubt that creeps in when you are tied puts you on the edge of uncertainty that gets the endorphin aphrodisiac flowing.

Pray (Pleaz) tell us about your approach to being top, vib optional (Top means DOM for the OAP's).

And as for cuddles, I'll take the 'WORST' my woman can deal if I am assured of a cuddle at the end.

Here's a for you and for my safety hehehe a for my Lady (she's so jealous. .)

Keithtony

Now, I am typing this with some trepidation, thinking it may brand me as some kind of danger to common decency. I developed a technique which some women have found to their liking (although some were dead set against it). In my youth I played the French or F horn and I developed and very good (and neccesarily small) ombrasure (sp?). When used near the clitorus but studiously avoiding the urethra and a possible embolism, the effect can be electrifying.

Especially if she likes the tune.

I have to say I wonder if the instrument you use raised as much of a chuckle as I just did.

Do the ladies come in different keys???I'm sure you'll get away with Clitoris here CL but yo sho gonna take a beatin for getting the horn into your text.


Keithtony

This thread is SAFE: F116137?thread=264509&skip=0&show=20 Come and add to the banter.

Keithtony

There's a couple of my Dom examples, on my space. They're not really that good, it's difficult to do the Dom role 'justice' in the confines of a family site.

I prefer the sub role. I like to be tied tightly, not so that it stops the blood circulating, but tight enough to *feel* the restriction, a little discomfort keeps the mind focussed on who the boss is and who decides what sensations I feel. I know my 'partner' wouldn't hurt me, I wouldn't allow myself to be in such a vulnerable position if I thought he would. Trust is vital, as is a safeword.

Foxy

I LOVE bringing out the restraints and the toys, teasing and tickling, and giving/taking it just a little bit rough sometimes. I enjoy being both the sub and the dom as well. What a thrill!

While the vibrator is definitely not much of a substitute, it certainly is great as a supplement. Can't get into too much detail, but I have to say I love having my partner use the vibrator in conjunction with its fleshly counterpart (ain't nothing like the real thing, baby!)... talk about electrifying!

CLZoomer, sounds to me like your special talent would make any woman very happy!

Someone say High Hells n

Heels I hope you mean. I have a pair of hanging from my rear seat *bump* handle in the company van. Had a few reactions!

btw, why is that thread *safe*?

I know what I meant CL and if you've had em' on yer back or.......?
you'll be familiar with my meaning!

But with all those accupressure points along the back it can be really relaxing as long as she isn't feeling mean

Why is it called safe? Did you take a look? An' aa's never bin hurt there, leastways not in ther' safe thread.

Keithtony