h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is very sad. To think of all those poor lonely men out there whacking off to the undies section of their Freemans catalogue, and all you girls are here talking about vibrators to do basically the same thing as the aforementioned men. Pitiful...just pitiful...

And frightening too; to think that men can be so easily replaced, and by a device even less complex than an electric toothbrush.

Hell, if my wife ever got one I wouldn't get a look in...hmmm? maybe she's already got one?

I'm off to short circuit the batteries in her toothbrush now.

Replaced!??! no... they still have a place to (consensually) tie us down and threaten us with said implements.

(Tho' women are welcome to apply for that position also.)

Many mentions of electric toothbrushes. Mine is a Sonic tooth brush available at Boots (MMMMmmmm love em' hehehe) and the likes.

While damn expensive (£25.00 just for a replacement brush)it is rechargeable and runs for 24 hours on one charge!

Interesting you mention Cad program CL. I got a 100% pass mark in my AutoCad exam years ago but never did manage to get a job in that area. My age and Epilepsy came to mind but potential employers wouldn't admit to it.

However you mentioned designing an electric bog brush, will it be the one with the curved end to reach the G spot better.

Having said all that, I remember in my murky drawing office past I worked on the Bae Harrier Jump Jet.

Gas turbine powered not only will you get a buzz beyond anything you would ever imagine they also roll, go forwards, backwards, 'up/down'.

For an additional delight when the point of no return is reached, the canopy blows off as rockets shoot your seat into the air. Then you float gently swinging back and forth rythmically to terra firma under a billowing canopy of nylon 'ropes' and 'silk'.

'WARNING' Not recommended if you are upside down close to the ground.

Keithhony Bzz

Are you sure you only want to be threatened with it Mandragora!!!???

Did you hear the one about the couple who read the directive on the packaging (external use only (yes, yes we know what you mean get on with it!)) and were booked in the high street for a breach of the peace......should that be piece!!!???

Keithhony

Well, here in the vast landscape of Canuckistan we often mock those from Newfoundland, where it is said women don't use them because they chip their teeth!

comedy...
'It is I, the new king of NewFoundLand.'

Threatened, and threat carried out. (If it were an especially evil person, they might threaten... then put you away for later. *you*, not *it*. Or decide they'd have more fun if it were just them and the toothbrush.)
How 'bout a paintbrush? Humble, but effective.

How is the TopHatKC supply situation going?

Humour? I love it!

Except the hysterical laughter I get from my girl reaching for Mr Ever-Ready Battery boy when she sees whats in my pants.

Keithhony

Still supply-less, Mandragora. But as was mentioned earlier in the thread, I shan't really have much need for one (I hope) in a little over a week and a bit

ahhhh.
in that case does anyone fancy starting the 'Find Mandragora a girlfriend' thread?

just asking... since you are all *so* community-spirited.

Of course Shall we put it in "Ask H2G2"?

*waves* oh a girl friend

I don't really how anyone can be threatened by virbrators they're just a fun addition to the usual bedroom stuff...

Put it anywhere you like! on a t-shirt if needs be...

sorry Z, the equivalent position is currently taken. Technically is it his job to find me one but he the only people he meets are statisticians.

'threatened', in a good way...

I'll vibrator you!


You know, you'd really have to giggle at someone threatening you with that phrase...

Statisticans? really...

I need one of them, my project supervisor wants to submit our project for publication when it's finished, and I don't think my rusty ol'A level stats would stand up to Peer Reveiw...


Project two find Z a statistican?

not quiet so interesting is it

U33834

What do statisticans need with vibrators? Don't they use pencils?

Oh not it's me who needs a statistican, sorry topic drift that no on seems interested in...

In response to post 192

A woman would be a usefull addition to my usual bedroom stuff.

A certain Lady would be my choice if she can extend me some latitude in that direction.

Keithhony

How can you use the electric toothbrush to brush teeth with after you've been using it for the other use?

I just have a normal toothbrush, I'm guessing that wouldn't give much of an effect.