h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>> Seems a company has invented a method to turn your cellphone into a real vibrator... ...Now all i need is a sms-service that turns my phone into an inflatable sheep <<

How about your internet connection

http://www.msnbc.com/news/318124.asp?0cb=-415160354

It'll never catch on.....

Well, everybody knew it would come sooner or later. Only problem is it will be easier for the boss to find out that you're not using the computer for work like you're supposed to

Editorial Note: This conversation has been moved from 'Ask the h2g2 Community' to 'Female Masturbation'.

Just a bit of late spring-cleaning.

Mina

Oh yes? Suddenly get pangs of guilt about leaving filth lying around front of house did we?

Which reminds me, I guess I should post something about my last house move on the Most Embarrasing thread...

Mind you - I have so much brass-neck, it wasn't actually me who blushed!

B

We moved another thread to the male masturbation entry, so I was trying to be consistent.

Where, oddly, we ended up going on about female self-pleasure more than the male variety

Was it under the pillow Ben? Poor removal men.

Have we discussed the times (if any) anyone was caught (or nearly) flagrate delecto? (Which of course is Latin for licorice whips!)

Ooh the thread has a new home... is there going to be a house warming party?

Sooooo....does that mean this one is abandoned, or that it has literally been moved? (Too lazy to actually track this down..)

<-Fear the vibrating smiley

Naw, embrace it!



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"Have we discussed the times (if any) anyone was caught (or nearly) flagrate delecto?"

Not that I can remember.

I have never been caught in flagrante, but I do remember gazing up into the eyes of my cat once. He was perched on my partner's shoulder, and he was *very* interested in what all the bouncing up and down was all about!



B

Let me just put a picture in your mind. A boy in a bathroom, standing. A cat in the room behind the boy, fascinated by moving objects.

Not me, but a friend who justifiably hates all cats now.

Oh dear! I've had the cat watch too, but the most disturbing was having the dog walk into my bedroom and stick her head under the covers!

Simple explanation, perhaps your positioning was new to the doggie?

Naw, I think it's more that she used to always do that when I was a kid, and when she got inside that day she decided to do it again

I am not going to touch that.....

Of course, I wasn't doing /that/ when I was a kid.