h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::Grabs her tongue, wraps it around her head twice blindfolding her.:: All words eh? Heh, heh, heh.
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That wasn't at all nice - you evil not nice person!

::Elbows Shadow-pooper-head::

Children, children. You know it will all end in tears.......
BCNU - Crescent

Rips, tears, shreds...*shrugs* parts is parts and makes no never mind to me how they come off.
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Besides, she threatened me with a tongue lashing, I was just defending myself and hitting her back first! If she could talk at the moment, she'd admit it. But since she can't, she also said for me to look after her fish while she was away to the doctors to get that tongue fixed. Heh, heh, heh!
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Bleh bleh blu blueh bluh blah bleh bleh bleeeehh!!!!

SEE! She said (and I quote), "Shadow is to have my fish AND since I no longer want them...to dispose of them in whatever way he believes fit."

Crescent, looks like a fish fry tonight!!!
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HA!!! No it doesn't!! I have powers beyond yours, and I prevent you from hurting any fish!!!

You may be able to prevent me from hurting them, but you can't prevent me from hurtling them! WHA-HA!! ::Begins hurtling fish in all directions::
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HAHAHAHAAH!!! The jokes on you, my shadowy, friend!!!

THOSE are fake rubber fish!!!

::watches them bounce from the walls and floors::

::throws herself into a vicious fit of laughter, until one of the fish hits her in the eye::

Ow...

::rubs her eye and explains the rubber fishies::

When you weren't looking, I rescued the fish and hid them... somewhere else... you will NEVER find them!!!

Sorry...

There are fishsticks at The 24Seven store, though...

Yes, BUT, earlier when YOU weren't looking I switched all the real fish with paper mache ones and hid the real ones in a false bottom of the tank, then scooped out the rubber ones you replaced the paper mache ones with and let the real fish back into the tank, so I was in fact hurtling real live fish and yours you "rescued" should now be a pulpy-paper mache mess! Wha-ha!! Wha-ha, ha, ha!!!
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Oh, but youare SADLY mistaken!!!

I got hit in the EYE with one of the rubber fish, so I KNOW... I KNOW... I.... KNOW that the fishies are all fake!!!

And my fishies are just fine thank you.

Those were cloned fish that you performed all that unmentionable cruelty on.

Of course you got hit in the eye with what FELT like a rubber fish, all it's little fishie bones had already been pulverized from bouncing off the walls, floor, ceiling, etc... Hence the rubbery and unrealistic feeling. OR It is also possible in my enthusiastic fish hurtling fervor that I may have grabbed a rubber one or two that were laying beside the tank where I'd dropped them after scooping them out and replacing them with the real fish. Besides, you can tell most of them are real, rubber fish don't flop around and gasp when they've been removed from water. ::Points to all the flopping and gasping fishes.::
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::stares at Shadow:: What are you talking about!?? You are the only one who believes they were geniune fish.

I thought rehab cured you of your drug addiction. I am calling your mother...

::picks up the phone::

::dials Shadow's Mom's Number::

::Shadow's Mom picks up::

Hi, Mrs. Mom of Shadow!!! Yep!!! It's me, Dragonfly!!! Yes... It WAS patchwork quilt night the last time we saw each other...

Oh!?? Well... that's wonderful news...

And I hate to tell you this, but I think your dear child is suffering from his Wha-ha drug addiction again... Yes!??

Yes, I am afraid so... What's that!??

Oh... Yes... Oh, I can... No, don't worry...

All right. You take care. No problem!!! Oh, no need to go to all that trouble!!! It's my pleasure... Well, I'm just concerned about my friend. Ok. Bye then.

::hangs up::

She sends her love and wants me to take you to the h2g2 General Hospital at http://www.h2g2.com/A423839

ACK! ::Sinks into the floor and promptly disappears::
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::frowns:: Where'd my friend go!??

To quote Yul Brenner in "The King and I"-- "Ees a PUZZLEMENT!!!"

I am not a fake fish, and I have not been hurled.

{St Bob}

I could change that if you want?

Certainly not!!!

::hugs A Fish Called Honda, very lightly::

::lets him go::

::transports him to a special fishy place where he and all the other fishies can not be harmed::