A Conversation for Gutting a Fish
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Princess Sugarfoot(Royally Enjoying an Algae Pizza Party with Hugo...) Posted Oct 23, 2000
::puts a submarine-toaster on her Christmas wish list::
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submersible_toaster (Keeper of the Underwater Appliances) Posted Oct 23, 2000
very sorry but we are unable to follow thru on our "In stores for Christmas" campaign - but look for YOUR submersible toaster, in store SOON!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 23, 2000
::nudges the one who dropped the last statement in this forum:: Oh, come on... The fish can't wait for her toaster, especially since it is shaped like a submarine!!! 
It makes ME THINK of the BEATLES!!! Does it come in yellow!?? 
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The Fish Posted Oct 23, 2000
We could just kidnap our friend here, and paint him yellow 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 23, 2000
Ha ha ha... an excellent idea... but we can't keep him forever...
(HONESTLY!!! Is a submersible toaster SHAPED like a submarine!?? )
By the way, today I opened a can of tuna(hey!!! I still live with my parents!!! I can't help the fact that they eat poor fishies!!!!) instead of chicken... I was mortified.
Thought you might like to know...
Now, come on, Mr. Submersible!!! You could make a huge profit!!! PATENT ALL READY!!! Well... you'll sell two toasters, at least...
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The Fish Posted Oct 24, 2000
D'oh...
Well he might be... why don't we ask him...?
Yes I'm some friends of mine would be interested.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 24, 2000
Yeah, and I am spreading the good word, too!!! I'd like the Kingdom of Balwyniti to be the first to have a submersible toaster in every home!!!
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The Fish Posted Oct 25, 2000
I could offer them as free gifts with every meal in my cafe
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 25, 2000
OOOOoo-- that'd be a great idea for a bank, too... does anyone know if there's a bank around here!??
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 25, 2000
yeah!!! There will even be an Embassy to the Musehome, if all goes well!!! YAY!!! Oh... but that has nothing to do with this forum.
::ahem::
::acting as if she is still offended by the article::
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 26, 2000
::dons her actressing mask:: 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 26, 2000
"That's funny," observed Thalia, the Muse of Comedy!!!
I find this forum totally silly.
xyroth Posted Oct 28, 2000
Speaking as someone who not only eats meat, but is quite happy to prepeare it myself, I find that attitude of some of the fish around here to be totally silly. Not only do I not have any problems as regards killing, gutting, (sometimes) cooking, and then eating some quite incredible items (hedgehog, iguana and cat to name but a few), In the right circumstance, I see no problem in any animals or humans killing me and eating me to maintain their sentience. just be aware, that as a mage, I will probably leave a mild discomfort spell on my corpse, for those who would kill me, and then waste all of that good meat, fat (for rendering into soap), and bone (for grinding up and putting on the flowers, or for feeding to the dog). And if that doesn't get some life back into this tired looking forum, I would be very disapointed.
Dissapointment awaits...
The Fish Posted Oct 28, 2000
Sorry Xyroth, but I agree with you.... It's a fish eat fish world out there, and I for one am quite happy with it
Dissapointment awaits...
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 28, 2000
Indeed!!!
Necessity is the exception!!!
Taking absolute pleasure in the cruel "art" of fishing and fish g*tting, is what we dislike here!!!
And of course us fish are silly!!! Why, after all, we're.... all wet!!!
hahahahahaaaa....
Dissapointment awaits...
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 28, 2000
*they're(actually)
(temporary identity crisis)
(But not so much of an identity crisis-- I AM a pisces!!! So I am a fish!!! bwahahahahhaaa.... carry on...)
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- 182: submersible_toaster (Keeper of the Underwater Appliances) (Oct 23, 2000)
- 183: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 23, 2000)
- 184: The Fish (Oct 23, 2000)
- 185: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 23, 2000)
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- 187: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 24, 2000)
- 188: The Fish (Oct 25, 2000)
- 189: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 25, 2000)
- 190: The Fish (Oct 25, 2000)
- 191: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 25, 2000)
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- 193: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 26, 2000)
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- 196: The Fish (Oct 28, 2000)
- 197: xyroth (Oct 28, 2000)
- 198: The Fish (Oct 28, 2000)
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