h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi D.R. Yes indeedy. I can't resist a bacon sarnie any more than a fry-up. My preference is to fry 2 x rashers of bacon in a spoonful of lard with one tomato cut in pieces and stir 'till the tomato's soft and the bacon's crisp. Dip the (white sliced ) bread in the pan, picking up the bacon and tomato to make the sandwich. If you're lucky you'll have enough drippings left in the pan to mop up with a third slice! Serve with a strong cup of (brown) tea. I don't think it does much for the arteries but it puts hairs on your chest. All the best A.M.

Only yesterday I made great use of a Bacon Roll. It did a stirling job of reducing the effects of the previous nights heavy drinking The roll was actually a burger bun, but in times of need ...

mmm... just thinking about bacon sandwiches makes my mouth water.

Don't... I am starving and I am at work and any food right now would be marvellous.

I cant talk for long, just ordered a 4 slice Bacon & Sausage sandwich from
the Star Pub over the road......I must go......I can smell it being cooked......
Ketchup bottle at the ready.......here I go.........see you later.........
Yum Yum...........

GIT

Just one thing I would add to this: I can't STAND any form of butter substitute, so it would have to be butter on the bread (that or nothing). Otherwise, I am an HP sauce devotee.

I disagree. The futher away from butter (i.e. margerine, I can't beleive it's not butter) the better. And personally I don't like any sauce with mine. So to sum it up I like:

Smoked Bacon well cooked
in a
Toasted Sandwich
with
Lots of Lardy stuff
and
No Sauce.

This makes me

More bacon than bread!

Nice and warm, so the bread is soaked with melted marge and grease.

That's more like it. Much better when someone else makes it, especially if your hung over Even better from a greasy spoon.
I wonder why it's so good for a hangover?
Also don't forget a c(_) of tea!!

Hi guys Bacon & Sausage was great,
Does anybody have a white shirt I can borrow ????
Ketchup all down the left side along with the hole
{another story} it looks like I've been shot.
Have to meet Girlfrend in 40minutes, No one here
will help me, I've been trying all afternoon to sort this
out.
What can I tell her ??, she thinks I'am a veggy.
Well it was a good chat up line !!!!!!
Can Anyone help me in my hour of need !!!!!!!!!!!!

I would lend you mine, but it's now covered in egg-yolk, after I decided to get ambitious and try taking my bacon roll to new heights!
It worked a treat, but now I'm all mucky!

Sorry!!!

Good luck with the Girlfriend.

I would offer some advive but I see that your message was posted an hour ago and you were meeting your girlfriend in 40 mins so it wouldn't be much use!

Now a bacon roll with egg is not my idea of nice

You've got us on tentahooks now Shocker. Please let us know what happened and what you told her. Did you wear a T-shirt. It's so hot here you could get away with swimming trunks. Unless you're going to the opera.

*Performs rather accurate impercination of Homer Simpson* : "Mmmmmm, Bacon..!! *tounge hang out and drools*

Potentially contentious comment - i think meat sucks! especially bacon, therefore my ideal bacon sandwich consists of two slices of granary (huh!?) bread toasted to a light brown and still warm filled with ketchup! (and maybe cheese, no that would be a cheese sandwich, i'll settle for the negative bacon sandwich hmm mmnn.)

Interesting point. I would like a negative nut roast!

Egg and Bacon rolls rule! The yolk MUST be runny, though.

Sorry Trillian's child but she didnt show up, I think she might have read my earler message or somebody here
has dropped me right init !!!!!.I know she likes H2G2 but I havent found her resercher number or code name yet.
Or maybe she just found out about me................
Married with 2 kids............Told you I was a SHOCKER...........

Well of course. How else could you make such a wonderful mess with it?

*pauses to lick egg yolk from fingers*

Mmmmmmmmmmm