A Conversation for The Pavements of London
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 15, 2001
Mac! how have you been?
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 16, 2001
*Affy, meanwhile, has just rendered a lounging Gecko Warrior unconcious. He removes its ninja costume, stuffs it into a broom closet no door handle on the inside, and puts the costume on. He looks at himself in a mirror, through the tiny eye holes*
Hey, I don't look to bad in this one. Now, to find that demented Werewolf!
*Affy hurries through the corridors, while checking this warrior's wallet to learn things like a name, serial number, and a few secret passwords*
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Inkwash Posted Mar 16, 2001
(Mac, UH and Inkwash jump off the tube at an unmarked stop, entirely on a whim)
Hmmm... judging by all the corgi kennels in this tube station I'd say we were right under the palace!
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 16, 2001
*on the tube*
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 16, 2001
*Affy finds a few other Warriors, pretends that he's stupid, and finds out where in the building Werewolf has set up. Affy slaps his head for being such a moron, and nonchalantly wanders down the corridor in the general direction of the location*
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Mar 21, 2001
hmm..judging by the plans i got of the palace when i hacked into it's mainframe using an atm,(guessing the password in 3 tries) if we blow out this ceiling it should take us right into the heart of the base.
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Inkwash Posted Mar 22, 2001
But what could we possibly use as an explosive?
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 22, 2001
UH I have an idea! In my...
*fumbles for breast pocket. realises he is whereing his spandex, not his tux. gives up*
oh well. I dont appear to have my toothpaste tube of C4
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 23, 2001
*Affy opens a door, and stares foolishly into the surprisingly easy-to-be-spotted-through control room. BBW snaps his head around and glares for a few moments*
Er, um, uh,...
You wanted to see me sir? Narf!
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Mar 30, 2001
hmm...I saw this on mcGuiver once....KABOOOOMMMMMMM.I guess mixing this chemical in an ordinary can of cola,and this orange juce really does explode.Who'da thunk it?
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Inkwash Posted Mar 31, 2001
Good work!!
Ah, I can see a Louis XIV chandelier- this *must* be it!
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 31, 2001
sorry. now you've lost me.
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Inkwash Posted Apr 1, 2001
Well.. we're in the palace aren't we! 
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 1, 2001
yes...yes...how's that robot coming along, then?
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Apr 1, 2001
*BBW stares at the unfamilar warior who has audaciously entered.*
No, I didn't send for you! Who are you? I don't recognise you. Get over here and let me sniff you.
*BBW motions for several guards to come over.*
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Apr 7, 2001
audaciously.Big word.don't know what that means.He talking to us?.I hope not,'cos he's big and bad,apparently.
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 8, 2001
this has all fallen to pieces a bit, really.
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 10, 2001
other stuff going on...
*giggles at BBW's "get over here and let me sniff you!" rotflmao!*
who says only strange people travel on the tube?
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Apr 10, 2001
yes, I had kinda given up on these city battles, but then I saw this one was having a bit of action and decided to rejoin. Glad you liked the sniffing bit, sea 
I try to keep in character.
*Continues to wait for Affy's response.*
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who says only strange people travel on the tube?
- 41: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 15, 2001)
- 42: Afgncaap5 (Mar 16, 2001)
- 43: Inkwash (Mar 16, 2001)
- 44: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 16, 2001)
- 45: Afgncaap5 (Mar 16, 2001)
- 46: Mac (Keeper of indecision) (Mar 21, 2001)
- 47: Inkwash (Mar 22, 2001)
- 48: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 22, 2001)
- 49: Afgncaap5 (Mar 23, 2001)
- 50: Inkwash (Mar 28, 2001)
- 51: Mac (Keeper of indecision) (Mar 30, 2001)
- 52: Inkwash (Mar 31, 2001)
- 53: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 31, 2001)
- 54: Inkwash (Apr 1, 2001)
- 55: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 1, 2001)
- 56: Big Bad Werewolf (Apr 1, 2001)
- 57: Mac (Keeper of indecision) (Apr 7, 2001)
- 58: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 8, 2001)
- 59: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 10, 2001)
- 60: Big Bad Werewolf (Apr 10, 2001)
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