h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Comedy God moment in Mark 11: 12-14

'Next day as they were leaving Bethany, he felt hungry. Seeing a fig tree in leaf some distance away, he went to see if he could find any fruit on it, but when he came up to it he found nothing but leaves: for it was not the season for figs. And he addressed the fig tree. 'May no one ever eat fruit from you again.' he said. And the disciples heard him say this.'

See sulking cos you're wrong is cool. There's scriptural evidence.

It does go on to say later that the tree withered and died but it always amused me in Theology classes. I even managed to work it into my course work.