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h2g2 Hospital, Medical, Nursing and Ambulance Staff Union

Welcome to the h2g2 Hospital. If you've sustained an injury in a war with one of the many h2g2 armies, or even if you've just tripped over the smiley - fish on your Personal Space, you can come here for treatment!

This page lists our staff by position. If you'd like to join the ranks, go to the Union page.

Medical Staff

Doctors

  • Feuille - Chief Doctor and Head of Distracting People from Their Illnesses by Making Innuendos1
  • Dr Ity - Psychiatrist (click here to visit his office)
  • Joe C - Registrar

Nurses

Ancilliary Staff

Administrative Staff

  • Joe C - Hospital Administrator
h2g2 Hospital Trust ||| Main Entrance | Ambulance Station | Triage and Treatment | Staff Room | Union Offices ||| h2g2 Hospital Trust
1In her own words: 'I'm very good in both my fields, and also interested in anatomy...'2In her own words: 'Not quite open to the normal nurse flirting, which is why matron was chosen instead of staff nurse.'3In his own words: 'I specialise in embarrassing med students and doctors.' Watch out!

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