h2g2 Hospital - Ambulance Station

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h2g2 Hospital, Medical, Nursing and Ambulance Staff Union

Ambulance Station

Welcome to the h2g2 Ambulance Station. If you need urgent medical help around h2g2... this is the place to be.


Name:
U-number (ambulance will be sent here):
Injury/Condition/Problem:
Any other details:

Ambulances will be despatched by Brian (see below) as soon as possible, usually within five working days1.

Our despatcher, Brianh2g2 Hospital Trust ||| Main Entrance | Ambulance Station | Triage and Treatment | Staff Room | Union Offices ||| h2g2 Hospital Trust
1Well, what do you expect? We have precious little funding enough as it is!smiley - winkeye

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