h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Affy watches as the people of the city run around, freeing themselves from the STUMPED authorities. Former police officers have put their uniforms back on, and are leading organized attacks against any STUMPED related buildings/people*

I think we've done all the good we can do here, Inkwash.

*The crowds at the money dispersal centres begin to back away from the money.*

Wait! This money has been well laundered. No, don't go away. Here, take it, take it a.. a... aaaaaaaaachooooooo! all. Damn.

*BBW calls to his minions and orders all of the money sterilized, along with anything it may have come in contact with. He then orders it returned to the STUMPED vaults.*

Well, we'll have to come up with something else ...

*All of the television and radio stations in the city suddenly have a great deal of static. Then, Affy's face/voice comes up*

Citizens of London, you are in grave danger! You've already seen what STUMPED has in store for you via the words of their boss, Minos Krylma. Many of you have also come in contact with the flu virus contained within the money that they tried to give away in order to attempt to buy your basic freedoms and rights from you! What's next, a full scale armed invasion? I wouldn't put it past them!

Be wary of the forces of STUMPED, and kick them out of your community! Only *you* can prevent this (well, CHOPPERS could to, but it'd save a whole lot of time, energy, and tax payers dollars if you helped too.)

And now, back to your regularly scheduled program...

General populace: Yay!

*Affy makes certain requests to certain people, and before you know it, Albuquerque (by Weird Al) is playing on every radio station available in town. Affy sits there, calmly listening to the music, wondering if it will affect some of the members of STUMPED in the way he hopes it will*

*nods sagely*

where is the draco forum, then?

Patience, my dear Big Boned friend, hootoo's just up. And I expect that KL has yet to finish adding the finishing touches to his scheme.

But if you'll read some of his orders, he has ordered the cancellation of this kind of assault, instead opting for a different kind of war against the community.

Sounds intriguing...

whose big boned friend? you're skating on thi ice with that, pal.