Phantasy Phootball 2007-08

Created Jul 22, 2007 | Updated Aug 10, 2008

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Goalkeepers | Defenders | Midfielders | Strikers | The Rules

Scoring

Goal (Striker)	3
Goal (Midfielder)	4
Goal (Defender)	5
Goal (GK)	10
Own Goal	-2
Assist	2
Clean Sheet (GK)	4
Clean Sheet (Defence)	3
Each goal conceded after the first (GK and Defence)¹	-1
Red Card	-3

Further Rules (Read These Please!)

Because of the increasing size of the rules section, it has emigrated to its own page.

The League

Pos		Team	Manager	Points	Weekly Tops
=1	-	Dogs Of War	Otto Fisch	363	4
=1	↑1	Organcheese Academicals	Montague Trout	363	4
3	-	Svechester City	Nirvanite	319	4
4	-	Insufficiently Belgian	Egon	317	3
5	-	AFC Tevez	Demon Drawer	310	7
6	-	The Slinky Fins	Trin Tragula	288	4
7	-	Hardly Athletic	Andy G	282	3
8	↓1	Los Champignones	Skankyrich	278	1
9	-	Limited Resources	Bubba-fretts	254	2
10	-	Filthy Fokkers	SWL	245	3
11	-	Jail Term For Joey Barton	Sprout	212	2
12	-	Athletico Aardvark	Magwitch	198	1
13	-	Freddie and the Steamers	Alfredo Marquez	166	1
14	-	Hansen's Despair	SBE	147	1
15	-	Here's to hoping Ken Bates dies soon in a painful manner FC	Psycorp	106	0
16	-	Sam Uvur City	Megachedda	9	0

Cup Winners: Otto Fisch, Sprout

The Teams (in League Order)

Dogs Of War
Manager: Otto Fisch				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Scott Carson	AV	2.0m	-1	-4
D	Jamie Carragher	LIV	6.6m	3	49
D	Joleon Lescott	EVE	3.1m	5	78
D	Gael Clichy	ARS	6.6m	3	48
D	Stephen Warnock	BLA	2.4m	-3	19
M	Mikel Arteta	EVE	6.1m	0	17
M	Tim Cahill	EVE	5.1m	0	34
M	Sebastian Larsson	BIR	3.5m	2	36
M	Aleksandr Hleb	ARS	3.1m	0	22
S	Benni McCarthy	BLA	7.6m	0	29
S	Gabriel Agbonlahor	AV	7.4m	0	31
L	Christopher Samba	BLA	1.0m	0	4
Cash Remaining			£1.0m	9	363

Organcheese Academicals
Manager: Montague Trout				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Edwin van der Sar	MU	8.1m	4	58
D	Bacary Sagna	ARS	1.3m	0	38
D	Nuno Valente	EVE	2.1m	0	5
D	Patrice Evra	MU	5.3m	3	56
D	Alvaro Arbeloa	LIV	4.8m	5	33
M	Stephen Ireland	MC	1.5m	0	19
M	Charles N'Zogbia	NEW	2.0m	2	1
M	Shaun Wright-Phillips	CHE	2.2m	0	18
M	Joe Cole	CHE	5.8m	0	36
S	Milan Baros	POR	3.5m	0	19
S	Fernando Torres	LIV	11.1m	3	80
Cash Remaining			£0.7m	17	363

Svechester City
Manager: Nirvanite				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Radek Cerny	TOT	2.0m	-1	2
D	Aaron Mokoena	BLA	2.0m	0	5
D	John Terry	CHE	3.4m	3	24
D	Lauren	POR	2.0m	0	-6
D	Vedran Corluka	MC	1.0m	-7	11
M	Cesc Fabregas	ARS	6.0m	0	64
M	Frank Lampard	CHE	9.9m	2	55
M	Ryan Giggs	MU	6.0m	4	24
M	Hameur Bouazza	FUL	2.0m	0	10
S	Carlos Tevez	MU	12.0m	0	56
S	Ashley Young	AV	6.0m	3	74
Cash Remaining			£0m	4	319

Insufficiently Belgian
Manager: Egon				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Petr Cech	CHE	8.0m	4	54
D	Joseph Yobo	EVE	3.8m	0	28
D	Julio Arca	MID	1.0m	2	23
D	Zat Knight	AV	Loan	-1	-5
D	Juliano Belletti	CHE	2.5m	0	24
M	Aaron Lennon	TOT	3.0m	0	20
M	Steven Gerrard	LIV	10.0m	0	68
M	Steven Pienaar	EVE	1.7m	0	20
M	Xabi Alonso	LIV	4.5m	0	10
S	Kenwyne Jones	SUN	2.3m	0	22
S	Jermaine Defoe	POR	2.6m	0	53
Cash Remaining			£0m	5	317

AFC Tevez
Manager: Demon Drawer				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	David James	POR	4.3m	0	47
D	John O'Shea	MU	3.2m	0	27
D	Lucas Neill	WH	2.3m	-1	-5
D	Tony Hibbert	EVE	1.2m	0	8
D	Fabio Aurelio	LIV	3.8m	0	13
M	Cristiano Ronaldo	MU	9.4m	4	139
M	Antoine Sibierski	WIG	0.5m	0	4
M	Pedro Mendes	POR	1.8m	0	8
M	Matthew Taylor	BOL	2.5m	4	24
S	Didier Drogba	CHE	10.3m	2	33
S	David Healy	FUL	4.7m	0	12
Cash Remaining			£0m	9	310

The Slinky Fins
Manager: Trin Tragula				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Brad Friedel	BLA	4.0m	-3	14
D	Emmanuel Eboue	ARS	2.5m	3	20
D	Alex	CHE	2.5m	0	47
D	Geremi	NEW	3.5m	-1	30
D	George McCartney	WH	1.1m	-1	-6
M	Mathieu Flamini	ARS	3.5m	0	18
M	Martin Petrov	MC	2.1m	0	21
M	Danny Murphy	FUL	1.8m	4	16
M	Yossi Benayoun	LIV	3.1m	0	12
S	Emmanuel Adebayor	ARS	5.5m	0	60
S	Robbie Keane	TOT	5.0m	0	56
Cash Remaining			£2.6m	2	288

Hardly Athletic
Manager: Andy G				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Robert Green	WH	1.1m	-1	-21
D	Nemanja Vidic	MU	8.3m	3	39
D	Pascal Chimbonda	TOT	3.5m	0	14
D	Ricardo Carvalho	CHE	6.6m	3	34
D	Paul Scharner	WIG	2.4m	-1	61
M	Morten Gamst Pederson	BLA	5.5m	4	24
M	Steven Hunt	REA	4.1m	2	17
M	Niko Kranjcar	POR	4.4m	0	27
M	Giles Barnes	DER	1.6m	0	6
S	Nicolas Anelka	CHE	9.2m	0	49
S	Elano	MC	7.2m	3	32
Cash Remaining			£9.4m	13	282

Los Champignones
Manager: Skankyrich				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Chris Kirkland	WIG	1.1m	-1	24
D	Ledley King	TOT	1.5m	0	-11
D	Rio Ferdinand	MU	6.8m	3	61
D	Anton Ferdinand	WH	2.2m	1	0
D	Wilfred Bouma	AV	1.8m	-1	22
M	Thomas Rosicky	ARS	2.6m	0	26
M	Shaun Maloney	AV	1.1m	0	2
M	Steed Malbranque	TOT	3.1m	0	12
M	Jermaine Jenas	TOT	2.6m	0	32
S	Wayne Rooney	MU	8.2m	4	63
S	Roque Santa Cruz	BLA	3.2m	2	42
L	Paul Konchesky	FUL	1.5m	1	5
Cash Remaining			£5.8m	9	278

Limited Resources
Manager: Bubba-fretts				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Pepe Reina	LIV	10.0m	4	66
D	Michael Dawson	TOT	5.0m	-1	2
D	Steve Finnan	LIV	6.0m	0	31
D	Ashley Cole	CHE	5.0m	0	37
D	Matthew Upson	WH	1.4m	0	-5
M	Gilberto Silva	ARS	3.0m	2	10
M	Nani	MU	4.0m	0	25
M	Scott Parker	WH	2.2m	0	4
M	Tom Huddlestone	TOT	2.0m	0	26
S	Nicklas Bendtner	ARS	3.0m	0	41
S	Robin van Persie	ARS	4.6m	0	17
Cash Remaining			£0m	5	254

Filthy Fokkers
Manager: SWL				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Craig Gordon	SUN	3.2m	0	-4
D	Alan Hutton	TOT	2.8m	-1	3
D	Wayne Bridge	CHE	2.0m	3	9
D	Martin Laursen	ARS	1.5m	-1	22
D	Wes Brown	MU	2.0m	3	37
M	Gareth Barry	AV	5.0m	4	56
M	Matthew Etherington	WH	1.5m	0	2
M	Papa Bouba Diop	POR	2.5m	0	8
M	Anderson	MU	2.0m	0	18
S	Dimitar Berbatov	TOT	10.0m	0	65
S	Benjani Mwaruwari	MC	3.0m	0	29
Cash Remaining			£2.7m	8	245

Jail Term For Joey Barton
Manager: Sprout				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Manuel Almunia	ARS	4.1m	0	23
D	Kolo Toure	ARS	4.7m	0	39
D	Sylvain Distin	POR	2.2m	0	27
D	Phil Jagielka	EVE	4.2m	0	39
D	Sami Hyypia	LIV	2.0m	0	21
M	Daniel de Ridder	BIR	1.7m	0	4
M	Florent Malouda	CHE	4.3m	4	10
M	Laurent Robert	DER	1.5m	0	-3
M	Lee Cattermole	MID	1.2m	0	4
S	John Carew	AV	4.3m	0	43
S	Emile Mpenza	MC	2.6m	0	5
Cash Remaining			£6.5m	4	212

Athletico Aardvark
Manager: Magwitch				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Joe Hart	MC	5.0m	0	-10
D				0	-1
D	Micah Richards	MC	4.0m	0	12
D	Nicky Shorey	REA	4.0m	3	24
D	J'lloyd Samuel	BOL	5.0m	0	30
M	Geovanni	MC	4.0m	0	14
M	Gary Speed	BOL	5.0m	0	4
M	Leon Osman	EVE	4.5m	2	20
M	Didier Zokora	TOT	6.0m	0	28
S	Yakubu	EVE	6.0m	6	49
S	El-Hadji Diouf	BOL	5.0m	0	26
L	Zat Knight	AV	1.9m	0	2
Cash Remaining			£0m	11	198

Freddie and the Steamers
Manager: Alfredo Marquez				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Jussi Jaaskelainen	BOL	4.2m	0	12
D	Martin Skrtel	LIV	4.8m	3	25
D	Herman Hreidarsson	POR	3.0m	0	37
D	Leighton Baines	EVE	2.0m	0	6
D	Ryan Nelsen	BLA	1.5m	-3	6
M	Freddie Ljungberg	WH	4.0m	0	16
M	Kevin Kilbane	WIG	2.0m	0	14
M	Kevin-Prince Boateng	TOT	4.5m	0	0
M	Michael Ballack	CHE	5.0m	4	32
S	Ryan Babel	LIV	5.0m	0	18
S	Victor Anichebe	EVE	2.5m	0	2
Cash Remaining			£1.3m	4	166

Hansen's Despair
Manager: SBE				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Paul Robinson	TOT	5.0m	0	-7
D	Andre Bikey	REA	Loan	0	-32
D	William Gallas	ARS	3.4m	0	44
D	Noe Pamarot	POR	2.6m	0	10
D	Paul Konchesky	FUL	Loan	2	-1
M	David Bentley	BLA	3.8m	0	42
M	Nigel Reo-Coker	AV	3.8m	4	3
M	Paul Scholes	MU	4.0m	0	10
M	Kieran Richardson	SUN	4.8m	0	16
S	Emile Heskey	WIG	2.2m	0	32
S	Dean Ashton	WH	8.0m	3	30
Cash Remaining			£0m	9	147

Here's to hoping Ken Bates dies soon in a painful manner FC
Manager: Psycorp				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Tim Howard	EVE	8.0m	0	51
D	Gary Neville	MU	8.0m	-7	-128
D	Olof Mellberg	AV	4.0m	-1	16
D	Titus Bramble	WIG	1.0m	-1	4
D	Jonathan Woodgate	MID	2.5m	-1	35
M	Lee Bowyer	WH	1.5m	0	7
M	Ji-Sung Park	MU	2.0m	0	6
M	Stewart Downing	MID	4.0m	8	44
M	Harry Kewell	LIV	1.5m	0	2
S	Mark Viduka	NEW	7.0m	0	23
S	Michael Owen	NEW	3.5m	3	35
L	Andre Bikey	REA	1.4m	0	11
Cash Remaining			£4.0m	1	106

Sam Uvur City
Manager: Megachedda				Week's Points	Total Points
GK	Shay Given	NEW	4.0m	0	-19
D	Christopher Samba	BLA	Loan	-3	-6
D	Richard Dunne	MC	0.2m	-10	-16
D	Sol Campbell	POR	0.7m	0	-1
D	Stuart Parnaby	BIR	2.0m	0	-1
M	Damian Duff	NEW	0.2m	0	2
M	Javier Mascherano	LIV	6.0m	0	3
M	Kevin Nolan	BOL	5.0m	0	26
M	John-Arne Riise	LIV	6.0m	0	6
S	Claudio Pizarro	CHE	4.6m	0	12
S	Mido	MID	2.0m	0	3
Cash Remaining			£2.0m	-13	9
Credibility Remaining			0

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