h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

JEFF! UNBELIEVABLE! MONTAGUE TROUT DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO, AND COOLLY SLOTTED HOME A WEEKLY TOP OF 17 POINTS TO TIE IT UP! UNBELIEVABLE.

That's right, the final day has brought complete deadlock at the top of the table. I can't even separate Otto and MT on Weekly Tops (which was the plan), so I am going to announce an unprecedented sharing of the league title. Well done, fellas.

If you want a good laugh, scroll down to the bottom of the page, where Megachedda has broken all sorts of records by dropping 13 points this week and slipping back into single figures.

It really has been a record-breaking season, as you will see from the Records section on the home-page (A8752089). Let's hope for another one next year.

B

Media Statement

"Delighted we are, obviously. Although we'd like to have our name engraved on the trophy above that of Otto Fisch's Dogs of War. Please fix it for us, Jim."

In that case, can I suggest a corporate re-branding to a team starting with a letter closer to the start of the alphabet?

B

I've got more money left in the account to bribe the engravers....

Thanks for running this, B - it's been fun!

Very relieved to have limped over the line for a tie, what with my all-action midfield becoming all-injured....

*cough*

93rd Minute Stamford Bridge just who scored Bolton's goal to prevent Chelsea finishing level on point. Ahem why none other that AFC Tevez's own Matt Taylor.

Also known as Kevin Davies.

B

No, it was definitely Matt Taylor who scored that goal...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/live_text/default.stm

Well played Otto and MT!

Well seeing as it counts for absolutely nothing, I can allow that goal, I suppose.

B