h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, no! Look what's happened! She's mad. MAD I TELLS YA!!!!

Who took down her sign?

Headline says it all!


Gnyuck heeh heeh gnyah gnyah gnyarrharrharrharr...

*Lapses - thankfully - into silence, eyes rolling, mouth foaming and hands desperately trying to peel a banana*

I'm back reconnected now - I had a problem with my ISP, I couldn't log on properly. So Line One down the drain, Netscape Online online. Wayhey.

Jubbidubbidupp!

Aw, Cow. You missed the drooling and the flubbing of the lips...

Mooooo?

Hey, I am Danish and today, I have every right to moo out madly!!!

M

Hmmm, apparently the Danes have national, 'Moo at people day'. Something us Australians have yet to grasp the importance of...

Is that so? Well, what's that sound, the one made by wooly things that can be partially eaten with garlic...

Talking of woolly things, the Yell banner has a sheep on. Very appropiate for the First of March !

What is that sound? I don't know. As far as I know you can eat ANYthing if you put enough garlic on...

My yell is just the Amnesty one. Are there sheep that are imprisoned because of political reasons?

You've lost the 'doer of stuff and promoter of tack' from your name. That was funny

Anyway, 1st March is relevant to sheep since it is St. David's, patron saint of Wales - and you do know what the Welsh (allegedly) do to sheep.

A (tasteless, Anti-welsh) joke:

Q: What's the Welsh definition of a leisure center?
A: Three sheep tied to a lamppost.

No offence meant. To the sheep, at least

BTW, I am Welsh...

You are`Why... what a coincidence.

I'm not.

Have you seen, 'Twin town'? I just had a vision of the Welsh guy out of his eyeballs on assorted drugs sitting on a roadside, naked, holding a sheep. Hahaha...

I ditched the 'doer of..' thing because I hadn't been doing anything of note, nor promoting tack as much as I should. If I get the job I went for yesterday, I'll be changing it to, 'Haze, who after 12 years of employment, now has a respectable LEGITAMATE job.'

Or perhaps not...

For some reason, this forum keeps popping up on my forums listing on my homepage...

...not that I mind, it's good that people are chatting in one of the forums hanging of an article that I happened to sub-edit. 'S just a shame that the original was so well written that I can't actually take any credit for it at all... having made virtually no changes.

Anyway.

Do carry on .

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What's your new, non-legit job, then Haze? And please, do keep promoting tack.

I am not taking any credit either. Just thought I would mention it ... just like you.

I AM taking credit. Thanks 26'.

My (find out tomorrow) new legit job is operations manager of the largest nightclub in Melbourne, and one of the largest in the southern hemisphere. Oooohhhh, responsibility PLUS!

So for most people in your vicinity it'll be a kind of slightly drunk haze that they'll be experiencing. They're drunk, not you. On the other hand...

No, after work it's more 'absolute disgrace', than mere 'haze'.