A Conversation for Insanity Prevention

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Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction

Allright, Haze m'dear ... I have such an important question about your article. It would be immensely helpful if it were not for one small problem ... I have been quite loony for some time now. If one wishes to stop being insane, how does one go about doing that?


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The Cow

Why though? Why not be insane? It's very fun (as long as you are happy with it).


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Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction

Oh, very happilly convinced of my insanity.


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The Cow

So why do you want to be 'cured'?


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Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction

I don't.


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The Cow

Sorry, I just read far too much

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(in between the lines) smiley - smiley


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Haze: Plan C seems to be working

If you wish to de-nutsify yourself, and only if you wish to, you have to go the other way first. Start believing everything you hear. From televangelists, sports commentators, wrestling, organised religion, advertainment, upwardly-mobile twerps, etc.

Pretty soon the belief bit in your head will go critical mass and you're left with a clean sheet of beliefs again, and a tendency to use what 'everyone knows, mate', as a set of guidelines that will make do until proven ludicrous.

Apologies for the lateness of looking at this but I've been busy fending off that stalker Toby. smiley - smiley


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Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction

Ah yes, but what better stalker could one ask for but my dearestheart Toby?


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Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Ah, yes. She's the stalkinest stalker that ever stalked a stalkee.

Much fun, too. I seem to have developed a REAL stalker who spent seven hours last night just STARING intently at me. That's just plain out nuts.

Although she came in again tonight weraing glasses. Right now she's probably thinking, 'WHAT the HELL was I thinking? I should wear these more often'.


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Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction

difinately!

a *real* stalker? She prolly thought you were hot. And with her glasses, she prolly thinks you're even better! ::g::


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Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction

difinately!

a *real* stalker? She prolly thought you were hot. And with her glasses, she prolly thinks you're even better! ::g::


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Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Nah, I don't think so. She probly thinks that her friend that was there should have belted her across the head and said, "Get a GRIP girl! Sober up!"


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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Nooooooo... lies, all lies!!!! Lies lies lies lies lies.... What happens when "what everyone knows, man" becomes inconvienent and-- and-- what if that's just not for you!!!???(I sense confusion-- read older posts smiley - tongueout )

What if you don't know what everyone knows!?? What if what you know is actually BETTER, because the voices in your hea are helping you EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!!!! ??????

Oh... And Hazey-poo-poo, you know I stalk only because I love... and because, sometimes, I just want to waste some time on the computer... smiley - tongueout

BUT THANKS SUSAN AND HAZE FOR TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK!!!!

At least it was good stuff... I have you both trained quite well... bwah hahahahahah


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Haze: Plan C seems to be working

God I hate how she always butts in...


smiley - tongueout


I have no stalkers in Bendigo... yet.


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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Herrrrrmmmm ::finds a search engine and looks around for a good but cheap Lear Jet::

::sigh::

::BUTTS out:smiley - sadfaceWhy'd you spell it with two t's!?? smiley - tongueout Mu Butt is of no interest to you!!!)


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The Cow

(and I thought I was mad, he said parenthetically)


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Post 17

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

You are mad, he replied with minimal punctuation.

WHAT fight did you stick up for me in?


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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

I can't remember. It was something silly. Something about Never Questioning Haze. But I would have bitch-slapped!!! (It's somewhere in Multiple Choice, and it's essentially me just describing what I see through those old rose-colored glasses)


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Haze: Plan C seems to be working

THAT's right, you DID. Yay Tab!

Gimme a T

T

Gimme an A

A

Gimme a B

B

Whaddya got?

A diet cola...


smiley - winkeye


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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

An ICKY Diet Cola, too... ewwww...

::hugs::


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