h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But not an icky chick

Where am I going to put my computer?!?

There's room in the bedroom, but it's very bad feng shui I've bought a monstrous couch that takes up one whole wall in the lounge, and I can't put it next to the heater or things'll melt...

Maybe I should build a coffee table to bung the tower in and just leave the monitor an k'board on top.

or not...

Awwww... not an icky chick... how sweet you are!!! You are too good to me!!!

Put your computer... In the Kitchen... Or maybe next to the Bedshower...

What you really need is a vastly powerful computer with LCD monitors in each room... that way the radiation will be seriously reduced, and you can browse the web from all over the house.

Tell me when you win the lottery, and then I'll put it in for you

OOOoooooo... The Cow is wise, very wise...

OOOOOooooo

The Haze's fortune's don't quite run to that favourable

He WISHES!

Did I hear you say Fortune Cookie, Haze!??

I LOOOVE Fortune cookies!!! And Chinese food!!!!! And Fortunes!!!! And and and... I watched this stupid show this morning and this couple decided not to move when they found out the new home was forty minutes from any Chinese food...!!!

Hee heehee... sounds sooo much like me!!!

Fortune cookies all around!!!!

<-> <-> <-> <-> <-> <-> <->

I use to have the BEST house. It was five mins from the Carlton Chinese Noodle Cafe. This place hadn't changed a damn thing since about 1950. Still had an old 'kachING' register and this poor chinese guy cooked about 90 meals an hour on one wok while his mad wife henpecked the hell out of him. In Chinese.

No cookies though...

I would've moved too.

Bendigo is supposed to be 'rich in chinese culture', but I still haven't seen ONE sexy asian girl (okay one, but she was going off on a podium and I was mesmerised) or a noodle bar. Dammit.

Dammit all to hell!!! I will dress up like a sexy asian girl for you...

I am talking to Susan just now... She swears she will return to h2g2 in a while... She's busy you know!! COLLEGE awaits her!!! YAY!!! She is excited!!!

She loves Chinese food too. The three of us could have something!!! Ok, maybe not... she heard me reciting what I am typing and she doesn't seem to like the idea. So, Hazey-poo-poo, you are STUCK WITH ME!!! Bwahhahahahahahhaa....

Ok, not really. I'm landlocked in The United States.

I love those groovy food places. Character is a good thing!!! I really don't have a cool food joint... I am sorry... DAMMIT!!!

HeyHEY! SExy Asian chick! WooHoo!

Why is it that asian chicks in nightclub gear and cauc girls in kimonos are sexy as all hell, but not so much the other way around?

Who cares? THEY LOOK GOOD

I had dinner at a Malaysian with a guy from work tonight, and I think the waitress thought we were gay. NOT the impression tbat I wanted to get across.

Yeah... chicks are that way... you are right.... it's the leather jacket(and pant) thing with the asian chick and the kimono with nothing on underneath thing with-- hell!!! Why not anyone!??

WAIT!!!

What am I saying!??

I meant to say "Haze, you're a crazy guy. I don't know what that is all about..."

Made pizza today. And fed it to my Jesse and my Daddy!!!!

YAAAAAYYY!!!!

YOU had dinner with a GUY. And people thought you were WITH HIM!!!

I found you!

::wonders who ate all the fortune cookies::

I will be taking over for Susan now.. yet, I won't be doing the sexual favors she left behind!

Chinese isn't all that bad,
I'll try anything once.

Hey! Someone's stalking the stalker!

HAHAHAhahaHAHA

And what has he done with Susan?

Greeeeeaaattt....

NO ONE can replace Susan!!! And if you aren't doing any of her sexual favors, I really DON'T want you around!!!

You'll get a fortune cookie when you have EARNED one...

Actually, you earned more than that yesterday, Jesse, but that's beside the point.

Stop laughing, Haze...

I CAINT STOP!

No wonder Susan hasn't been around in a bit. Too busy flinging sexual favours about...

Yes... and she IS a good flinger of Sexual Favours!!!

Woah... I just spelled that funny.

Susan is my FAVORITE FLINGER OF SEXUAL FAVORS!!!

Have a fortune cookie, Jesse... <->

You spelled it with an 'OU'.

I think I'm the last person alive that spells it like that

Oh, you!

Hee hee hee heeeeee... NO; Teresa in New Zealand spells with an "ou" in colour and favourite!!! I think I had a pen pal in Australia who did, too... and I am fairly sure my little friend in Ireland does too.

It is fun!!! I spell theatre... like that!!! Instead of theater, as I was taught, and I almost changed center to centre because it was in an L. Frank Baum book(he wrote "The Wizard of Oz" series.

Well, I just called my guitar teacher, and told her I have to work on lesson day. Because I do. I still like MOST of my co-workers(some more than others.... ooo, baby!!!), and-- it is MONEY!!!! All about the money... money my favourite colour of green!!!

How does that rule go? I think something can be located at the center of something else, or you can center something, but a central region is a centre. Yeah, I think that's it, a center is a point, a centre is a region. Or maybe I'm just making it up. Or MAYBE I'm a bit too concerned with grammar.

You're going to miss everyone when you leave your job. And you'll still hover about in there on any flimsy excuse. I always do when I leave a job.

I was going to write another grammatical based comment, but BRONG!

Would this not just be socially normal insanity? Perhaps certain eccentricities are sane and normal people are insane.

http://www.anarchism.net/anarchism_insanityasthesocialnorm.htm