h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"There is a thing to be said about government and if there weren't women and children around, I'd say it!" -- Groucho Marx

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx

"T. J., you quote people too much." -- Jen Houlden

Ender / T. J.

I think another quote attributed to Groucho after being refused entry to a club of some sort went something like...
'I wouldn't want to join a club that would have me as a member anyway'
Brilliant! A.M.

Groucho is like John Locke. I can't read Locke straight through, but you can pull some amazing points out of his writing. Marx brothers movies often had a lot of filler, but Groucho had some great one-liners.

Actually, Groucho said that when he RESIGNED from the club.

Groucho died one month before I was born. Perhaps I am the reincarnation of the old punster.

Then again....

My favourite Groucho quote is 'I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception'

I got another nice Groucho line:

"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana."

-The Undisputed King of Puns

I think it was Groucho who said, "When I picked up your book I laughed until the moment I put it down. Some day I intend reading it."