h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1: It is not possible to get the last word in on an H2G2 forum. No one will live that long!!!

2: YK has struck again! He usually doesn't make much sense, but he's a lot of fun to mess with!!!

3: Why am I here? I was lead! I think I'll leave, now. Wouldn't want the Missis' to get the right......eeerrrmmm... wrong ideas!

NM

After this post I will go into my 'ignore-mode' again. just seems to me that too many people are talking about this kid but not saying it to him personally. There is a very old proverb in Holland : Wie kaatst kan de bal verwachten'. It translates a bit like 'If you want to annoy people be prepared to be annoyed as well'.

*now engaging ignore-mode, please stand by...*

TM.

Very good idea.

NM

I beg to differ. As L.W. Milam put it, Kinsey reports that 98% of men admit to masturbating at some point in their miserable lives, and the other 2% are OBVIOUSLY lying.

That's a statistic I must agree with!

NM

Only 98 %...???? So the rest is indeed Lying or impotent...

TM.

There ARE a few comatose males out there........maybe that's the 2%!LOL

NM

Hmmm . . . . I have to agree. Of course, I'm a mere female, this all secondhand, mind you, but I think I've got the idea.

I tend to think that is not far from the female statistics!

NM

1-0 ....

Admittedly so. It is not far from female statistics. Mind you, we aren't as public about it, and there are very few slang terms for it. I only know one: "checking her email." Oh, the ramifications!

I agree Tosser

I masturbate everyday!! Well..mostly everyday. It makes me feel better, and whats wrong with that? I still enjoy regular orgasms with my live in boyfriend, but sometimes he isnt home to fill my needs.
Better I should take care of myself, then run out to find it elsewhere.
I encourage my boyfriend to do the same, and he does. But it took me a while to convince him, this wasnt a shameful act.
He now walks around with a smile on his face, most of the time, and isnt pent up with frustration from his boiling hormones.
I like to watch, him, and this has even helped our sex life.
Some mornings he gets up real early and is in the mood. God forbid he should wake me..Ill bite his head off, so......walks the dog for himself.
Isnt life grand. And just think everyone, its Free!!!!

That should spark some new life into this 'comatose' forum...*grin*

TM.

For a minute, there I could have sworn you'd written "That should SPANK some new life........."

*Wanders off in disappointment......*

Yeah....that should spark some new converations......but I think I'll just watch for now!

NM

Would any of you charming males, please tell me, how often you masturbate? If given the opportunity, how often would you be able to ejaculate, in a day? Also, would you prefer to be alone, or have a woman watch you?
Im just wondering? Ive been observing men, for some time now, and find you all most fascinating!!

It probably depends how much work they have *on their hands*...

TM.

*Sits back and folds arms in amusement.....*

Come on boys! Don't be shy now. Answer the lady!

"I refuse to answer on the grounds it might incriminate me."

Besides....Monsys' in here!

NM