h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The best advice I've ever read on how to help someone else find a spot on you, is to take their hand and put it where you want it.

Simple, direct, and to the point. I like it

Ahhhhh. But then comes the touch- soft to start and building or always soft? Harder, varied, rhythmic? Circular, lineal, all of the above?

That's the fun part. Sometimes you say faster and they go slower, and that drives you crazy (in a good way).

That's true, and it does work to a point, but sometimes you still can't get it just right. That said, he more than made up for it in other ways

It comes back to the old 'should you tell your partner whats best for you?' In my opinion - definatley.

I know what you mean by making up for it in other ways. I can't tell you how impressed I was by the guy who would never fail to open doors for me. It seems silly, but geez I adored that.

Regarding finding the right spot - I can do it from thousands of miles away.

But it never works the other way around. Even when it's just me flying solo. Us women are complicated beings.

The only times I couldn't finish while solo were the side effects of medications. Other than that, it's never been a problem. Do you guys ever have problems finding the right spot?

Not so much problems finding - rather a speed issue
and yes - ALWAYS tell the partner - mind you - if you're with the partner - there's a variety of ways

And always always read threads like this.

ROFL - there's lots of stimuli to check out.....better still.....find a friend!

Saturnine, the pics were taken from a movie called Twilight. Go watch it. She has the best breasts in Hollywood in my opinion.

Now let`s cut the talk about how to please your partner, I can`t use that for anything. Let`s get back to pleasing yourself.

Ah, bot Xan, when you do finally catch one, won't it be great to be able to make the lady think you're the best lover ever?

Well I would prefer practical lessons, but go ahead then. Enlighten me

Go ahead, what should I do?

Twilight.

Not heard of that one. WILL DO! I love Reese Witherspoon with allll of my heart.

Read all the dirty threads I've been involved in in the past couple of years

Xan - keep it simple - go with the platitudes.....


Get a grip etc etc

*ping!*