h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes way. Under a minute.

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There`s a magazine laying next to me at work with some topless pics of Reese Witherspoon. Wonder if anyone would notice if I slipped into the bathroom with it

Ok - but you've only got a minute!

Maria - are you sure??

Is that envy or pity? I can't do it ten times in a day though. Of course I can't say I remember wanting to do it ten times in a single day. Well, wanting to do it alone ten times in a day.

Is that envy or pity? I can't do it ten times in a day though. Of course I can't say I remember wanting to do it ten times in a single day.

Is that envy or pity? I can't do it ten times in a day though.

Do what 10 times, posting or masturbating?

Yes I am sure. I may not be able to work this stupid computer, but I can get off in less than a minute. If you have a joke that you like particularly well, you may like to hear the whole thing, but just the punchline can make you laugh. It's like that.

I unclog my nose towards you, sons of a window dresser!...

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

a window dresser??

Maria - it's VERY big envy

Topless Reese Witherspoon?

Which magazine!

Where!!!!! I want it!!!!

As for the getting off in under a minute...I think, after thinking about it...pity.

It's not much fun if it's all over in a few seconds.

Kinda the same as premature ejaculation really. I like masturbating. Would defeat the point if it was just getting off.

If someone else is there, then the longer the better, but if I'm alone then it's more like scratching an itch. I was very suprised to hear that some people find it difficult to reach the finish line the same time as their partner.

Of course, I don't understand people who can't read maps either.

Has anyone here discussed mutual masturbation? I mean both people masturbating the other at the same time. Talk about maps! Each person has their own areas of interest shall we say, and finding them should be a lifelong pursuit.....erm....well, I guess it should take a little while and then be....ah....improved with time.
Not that maps should be made, kind of takes the spontenaity out of it.

Ooer.

*feels even warmer than she did before*

In my experiance I've always been much better at holding up my end of the deal. There was one guy who was as good at giving. All the other guys did it the way I imagine they pressed elevator buttons when they are in a hurry. [Press, press, press, press harder, press hard as possible, press harder (come on, hurry), press, press...] As enjoyable as the trip to the doctor to check out your ovaries.

Instant gratification, just push this button? LOL

I suppose it was because females have such a lovely buffet of choices when it comes to erogenous zones, where as men are perfectly willing to have one until they are shown otherwise!

One thing I learnt when Prince Charming was here, was that the -right- spot is not a fixed thing, and sometimes it's damned hard to find. I mean, I can usually zero in on it with no problems, but sometimes when there's someone else involved, it's a case of "Ooh, lower. No, too low. A bit higher. Left...left...Nono. Stop! Erk. Right a bit...ahhhh!"

Yano, I read instructions to learn how. I mean, you can buy books that tell you in detail how to do this for someone else. A carberator is complex, so you don't just start turning screws on it with a butter knife. You get a book with diagrams and instructions. I've been told (several times) that I am very good at it but I came here to maybe learn something new.

Do you mean find it on you, or find it on them?