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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Aug 13, 2003
*whispers back*
Thanks.
*whispers again*
What does 'bookmark' mean in the present context?
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Vip Posted Aug 13, 2003
*whispers*
It means that you are lurking in the thread, have nothing useful to say at the present time, but want to keep in touch without having to read any backlog you read before. It's a way fo saying where you got to last time you checked the thread.
I hope that helps?
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Aug 13, 2003
*whispers back*
Ah. Thanks. Yes, it helps much.
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Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-) Posted Aug 13, 2003
STOP WHISPERING!! it's rude!!
just like SHOUTING is
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Aug 13, 2003
Oh, sorry about that then. So what do you all think about the guy who went into the hospital to have his cancerous bladder removed and during the operation the surgen decided to remove his penis and testies. The doctor said it looked to him like the cancer had spread there too, so he removed them. His wife gave him the good news/bad news, "They removed the cancer, but they also removed your privates." After the operation the results came back from the lab: penis and testies never had cancer.
The hospital says it's real sorry about the mistake. 
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CMaster Posted Aug 13, 2003
Its not exactly on topic...
But - nice . Did they not even ask his wife?
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Demon Drawer Posted Aug 13, 2003
To be on topic that would have to be a thread call unable to masturbate.
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Aug 13, 2003
Nope. Didn't ask his wife. Never mentioned it as a possibility to the man. Wife said this is going to mess up their love life. The headline (no pun intended) on the story one AOL was "They took his manhood." Can you imagine? Adding insult to injury!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 13, 2003
>Wife said this is going to mess up their love life
Well, no bloody shxt Sherlock...
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Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-) Posted Aug 13, 2003
Right - that's it - I'm gonna cross my legs forever!!!!!!
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Aug 14, 2003
That's the thing. I was thinking about how it was rough (no pun intended) for a guy to shave his privates and here someone cuts them off, even the knockers.
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Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-) Posted Aug 14, 2003
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Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-) Posted Aug 14, 2003
Well me eyes were watering!!!
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Tefkat Posted Aug 14, 2003
I'm not surprised!
Poor thing. Let Auntie Tefkat kiss it better.
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Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-) Posted Aug 14, 2003
Now that sounds far better - had a nasty turn there for a minute!
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Aug 15, 2003
Well getting back to the topic: USE IT OR LOSE IT!
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- 3404: Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-) (Aug 13, 2003)
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